AWKWARD ZOMBIE

KILL HIM

MAKE HIM AN EXAMPLE TO ALL THE OTHER BUGS THAT MIGHT WANT TO BURROW IN YOUR EAR CANAL

I can only think of that balloon scorpion image now.

Palenque wrote:I don't think they have scorpions in Newfoundland.

don't let the poor thing know that :<

he just wants to live his dream

We should find out what it is.

k i googled "tiny scorpion" and found this



apparently it's a pseudoscorpion

http://www.kendall-bioresearch.co.uk/fscorp.htm

edit: wikipedia says they can live in cold regions like northern ontario, so they are probably ok for living in newfoundland

THAT THING IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

GET RID OF IT.

ETAR;DIOFGHKLNAERSDGC

Keep it in a box and feed it bugs.

Name it Clampy.

Avengifier wrote:I can only think of that balloon scorpion image now.

LOOK AT THIS MAN.

Amusing fact: He actually IS a bug pretending to be a scorpion. Or in a sense. He is a peudoscorpion, which means "Fake scorpion" in some language or another. He is harmless to humans, so I will put him in the trashcan for his own safety. (Outside it's snowing) Also, the female lays eggs in a sac and caries them, so no terrible horror movies scenes shall happen.

Edit: woops, too late.

This is the weapon that will destroy America.

Torizo wrote: LOOK AT THIS MAN.

balloonscorpion.jpg

That's the one. c:

He was such a man. c':

So, I'm surfing through facebook pics and I found a gem that somehow escaped my eyes. It's from the same place with big balls. Except this time they're wet.



I swear to God I'm only semi-retarded.

Xabyrn wrote:THAT THING IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

GET RID OF IT.

ETAR;DIOFGHKLNAERSDGC

Xabyrn I love you.

And so I let clampy go free. But I took one last picture of him.

In 50 years he's probably going to come back and kill me or save me like the baby metroid did in one of the metroid games or something.