Pics or gtfo

Xabyrn · Post by **Xabyrn** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:23 am

KILL HIM

MAKE HIM AN EXAMPLE TO ALL THE OTHER BUGS THAT MIGHT WANT TO BURROW IN YOUR EAR CANAL

Avengifier · Post by **Avengifier** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:23 am

I can only think of that balloon scorpion image now.

Reubo · Post by **Reubo** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:24 am

Palenque wrote:I don't think they have scorpions in Newfoundland.

don't let the poor thing know that :<

he just wants to live his dream

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:25 am

We should find out what it is.

Reubo · Post by **Reubo** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:29 am

k i googled "tiny scorpion" and found this

apparently it's a pseudoscorpion

http://www.kendall-bioresearch.co.uk/fscorp.htm

edit: wikipedia says they can live in cold regions like northern ontario, so they are probably ok for living in newfoundland

Xabyrn · Post by **Xabyrn** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:30 am

THAT THING IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

GET RID OF IT.

ETAR;DIOFGHKLNAERSDGC

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:31 am

Keep it in a box and feed it bugs.

Name it Clampy.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:31 am

Avengifier wrote:I can only think of that balloon scorpion image now.

LOOK AT THIS MAN.

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:31 am

Amusing fact: He actually IS a bug pretending to be a scorpion. Or in a sense. He is a peudoscorpion, which means "Fake scorpion" in some language or another. He is harmless to humans, so I will put him in the trashcan for his own safety. (Outside it's snowing) Also, the female lays eggs in a sac and caries them, so no terrible horror movies scenes shall happen.

Edit: woops, too late.

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:32 am

This is the weapon that will destroy America.

Avengifier · Post by **Avengifier** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:33 am

Torizo wrote: LOOK AT THIS MAN.

balloonscorpion.jpg

That's the one. c:

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:34 am

He was such a man. c':

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:35 am

So, I'm surfing through facebook pics and I found a gem that somehow escaped my eyes. It's from the same place with big balls. Except this time they're wet.

I swear to God I'm only semi-retarded.

Post by **Merlin** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:35 am

Xabyrn wrote:THAT THING IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

GET RID OF IT.

ETAR;DIOFGHKLNAERSDGC

Xabyrn I love you.

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:38 am

And so I let clampy go free. But I took one last picture of him.

In 50 years he's probably going to come back and kill me or save me like the baby metroid did in one of the metroid games or something.