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...You've had 13 ear canals?
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Bacon wrote:...You've had 13 ear canals?
I lost. Twice.
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I've had 13 sets of ear tubes put in because ever since I was 2, I've had constant ear infections.

My first ear infection caused my right eardrum to burst, so my hearing in that ear is less than perfect.

Mind you, they weren't put in all at once, I only had one set of tubes in my ears at a time
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Oh wow. daisies, that sucks.
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Kalekemo wrote:I've had 13 sets of ear tubes put in because ever since I was 2, I've had constant ear infections.

My first ear infection caused my right eardrum to burst, so my hearing in that ear is less than perfect.

Mind you, they weren't put in all at once, I only had one set of tubes in my ears at a time
This almost happened to me, thank goodness it didn't, sorry it happened to you though, that must suck.
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Yeah, after a while you sorta just learn to accept it and I havn't had any ear infections for about 3 years now.

On the bright side, I can tell exactly when I have an ear infection :P
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Miss StarSeed wrote:Yeah, I'm fine. I'm going to draw myself a nice hot bubble bath later and just soak.

I've had back pain ever since I was six years old. I haven't been able to crack my back in years so I constantly ask for back rubs to relieve the pain. It's just particularly bad right now because I've been busy as fuck the past couple days and put a lot of strain on it without much time to do something about the pain.

My leg is more embarrassing. I like to dance, a lot. But I can't stand being watched. So I was dancing around in the bedroom when Tuxedo Mask was at work. Unfortunately, there's not a lot of room in there and I kept whacking my leg on the side of the bed. I thought nothing of it but for the past three days a big, black bruise has been continually revealing itself and causing discomfort.

But hey at least I have a funny story to share.
Oh wow, I'm sorry Star.
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FUCK AGH I DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH AND FORGOT TO TURN THE SAFE SEARCH OFF AND IT GAVE ME PORN AND MY MOM WAS RIGHT THERE

THEN I TRIED TO DO ANOTHER IMAGE SEARCH SO I COULD GET TO THE OPTION FOR TURNING SAFE SEARCH ON BY TYPING IN A RANDOM LETTER AND GOOGLING IT

BUT THE LETTER I TYPED IN WAS "G" SO IT GAVE ME DIAGRAMS OF G-SPOTS AND SHIT

RRRRRRGH WHY IS THE INTERNET SO DISGUSTING
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I'm so sorry


but I lol'd
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Me too.
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Reubo wrote:FUCK AGH I DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH AND FORGOT TO TURN THE SAFE SEARCH OFF AND IT GAVE ME PORN AND MY MOM WAS RIGHT THERE

THEN I TRIED TO DO ANOTHER IMAGE SEARCH SO I COULD GET TO THE OPTION FOR TURNING SAFE SEARCH ON BY TYPING IN A RANDOM LETTER AND GOOGLING IT

BUT THE LETTER I TYPED IN WAS "G" SO IT GAVE ME DIAGRAMS OF G-SPOTS AND SHIT

RRRRRRGH WHY IS THE INTERNET SO DISGUSTING
This is my worst nightmare. I dread the day I search something innocent and porn will come up with my parents watching.
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lmao, that's awesome
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I had porn come up on the screen in front of my grandma.

She was like "Oh my goodness!"

And I was like "I'm sorry. You could search for pictures of ducklings and it could happen."

And she was like "PORN OF DUCKLINGS?!"

I laughed so hard.
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Miss StarSeed wrote:And I was like "I'm sorry. You could search for pictures of ducklings and it could happen."
it's funny because it's so very true
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Miss StarSeed wrote:I had porn come up on the screen in front of my grandma.

She was like "Oh my goodness!"

And I was like "I'm sorry. You could search for pictures of ducklings and it could happen."

And she was like "PORN OF DUCKLINGS?!"

I laughed so hard.
*Struggling to hold back laugh that could wake up parents*
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