AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Make a little paper man, and a little paper house for him to live in. Then he'll need little paper tears because YOU CAN'T MAKE PAPER LOVE FOR HIM

Spoony wrote:Make a little paper man, and a little paper house for him to live in. Then he'll need little paper tears because YOU CAN'T MAKE PAPER LOVE FOR HIM

I am not going to turn you into a paper man, Spoony.
You can't rationalize your way out of this situation.

OH GOD I'M SO ALONE

Mr. Mander wrote:

Merlin wrote:Invade paper Poland.

With tiny paper Hitler.

Laughing all day long while tiny paper jews are burned in his tiny paper ovens.

IT'S OKAY, SPOONY; I LOVE YOU.

God damnit why is my friend such a massive faggot.

I try to talk to him about my ideas but NOOO we focus on you too much let's talk about MY interests.

Newsflash, our last ten conversations have been me pretending to care about your childish Hulk obsession.

I... it's not childish!

Well, glad that useless relationship is over.

Now I can find someone interesting instead of a vapid old acquaintance with no opinions of his own.

Mr. Mander wrote:Well, glad that useless relationship is over.

Now I can find someone interesting instead of a vapid old acquaintance with no opinions of his own.

Mmm, yes, vapid and banal, old bean.

Quiet you

I become eloquent when emotional

Geez, Mander. Tell us how you really feel.

AUGH. My lips are all chapped and cracking and nothing helps and it's annoying and AUGH

I hear Spoony's tear-soaked balls help out perfectly.

PEOPLE GET CLOSE BUT THEN THEY JUST WANT TO USE ME FOR MY BALLS I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

That's right, Spoony. You don't.
Now come here...