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what the hell is a double crown

whoa hivemind

Head of The Brothel wrote:what the hell is a double crown

Q: What is a double crown?

A: Most individuals have a specific growth pattern at the “crown” area of the head (the area of the skull where the head begins to curve downward to the back of the head). In a typical individual there is a single point at which the hair appears to radiate outward in a circular or semicircular pattern. The growth pattern may not be specifically “circular” but the growth pattern is usually apparent.

In some cases, an individual will have a “double crown” where there are two separate and distinct points surrounded by growth patterns. These are usually side by side evenly spaced at the back of the head.

A double crown creates a problem for hairdressers because the hair must be cut in such a way as to accommodate both of the growth patterns yet still create a flattering style for the individual. If the hair is cut too short over these growth patterns, you can find yourself with untamable hair that sticks out at odd angles from the head.

You must consider the hair’s texture, density and wave pattern as well. Often, chemical texture services can help in dealing with a double crown by helping to cover the growth pattern and redirecting the hair in order to obscure the double crown.

basically it means you're hair grows faster, thicker, and can easily become unkempt.

I understood none of that, just to let you know, so don't try explaining it again.

That sounds disgusting.

Head of The Brothel wrote:That sounds disgusting.

it's not like some crazy thing in your skull. It's just like a crown is the area in which hair starts to grow out from (which is why men go bald in the back/centre ish first as that's where it is) and some people just have two so they're hair may be crazy.

Having two still sounds weird.

its not that bad, its just i grow hair really fast and i dont want it long because men with long hair are pussies

People just don't understand that Norway is the best ever.

Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:its not that bad, its just i grow hair really fast and i dont want it long because men with long hair are pussies

mine makes it so it's like a cat sitting on top of my head (not really long but really thick). If I try and grow it it'd take me ages and it'd just end up growing upwards rather than longer.

i mean
Vikings had long hair
and they were badass
infact in most cultures people with long hair were badasses
what has happened now, in the modern world theyre all pussies

snow pisses me off

Liquids make me piss

Head of The Brothel wrote:what the hell is a double crown

Two shotgun shells, two witches