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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:14 am
by Fooflyer
I once fell down a flight of carpeted stairs and hit every step with my nose. Don't feel too bad.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:20 am
by Tales
yes well I fell down the stone stairs in school and dragged an old female science teacher along with me. I needed to exaggerate my pain (yes it hurt but I pretended I'd like sprained my back/leg) as if I could walk it off I'd probably have gotten shouted at for pushing her down with me.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:20 am
by Superior Bacon
Foo fell out of a window and broke both his legs.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:43 am
by Fooflyer
I got better

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:56 am
by Badfish
He's also missing an eye

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:57 am
by Odds
I heard he got better.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:04 am
by BANANA
I've been feelin' really lonely lately, and I don't know why.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:04 am
by Decker
You've lost your bunch :(

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:06 am
by BANANA
My what? Friends?

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:08 am
by Decker
No

The other 4 bananas that make a bunch

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:10 am
by BANANA
OH UM

I GUESS SO


HUH.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:26 am
by Badfish
I love you guys

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:49 am
by Alexandy13
My mom's friend are so WEIRD!!!

Especially after several beverages.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:07 pm
by Cafall
did you get felt up by some drunk 40-year old woman

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:08 pm
by Decker
Best page get