Things that piss you off

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:40 pm

Thank you Decker, I'll try that, and for some reason, reading that made feel a little better.

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:43 pm

Kick them hard once and only once.

Your purpose is to scare the fuck out of them so they

A) Don't hassle YOU again
B) Don't hassle ANYONE again

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:44 pm

Decker wrote:When someone kicks you in the butt you grab them, throw them down and kick them in the stomach or back a few times and then get down, pin them down and scream in their ear
YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD FUCKING REASON FOR TOUCHING ME YOU BRATTY LITTLE SNOT

And then steal his bike.
You don't need to take it home or keep it, just drive away far enough and then dump it somewhere.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:44 pm

Violence usually isn't the best answer. It's always an answer, of course, just not the best one.

Next time someone does crap like that just act like you're too important to deal with them. Using big words that their douchebag minds can't understand usually drives them away.

If it doesn't, unleash the Kung-Fu.

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:45 pm

The idea is to take them by surprise and shock them, make sure they can feel the adrenaline pumping in their goddamn ears.

Post by **Merlin** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:46 pm

Fooflyer wrote:I overpowered him and in a few seconds he was lying on the platform floor and I had my hands gripped firmly around his penis.

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Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:47 pm

Tatzel wrote:
Decker wrote:When someone kicks you in the butt you grab them, throw them down and kick them in the stomach or back a few times and then get down, pin them down and scream in their ear
YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD FUCKING REASON FOR TOUCHING ME YOU BRATTY LITTLE SNOT
And then steal his bike.
You don't need to take it home or keep it, just drive away far enough and then dump it somewhere.

upstanding member of society STOLE MAH BIKE

Oh, and Mander, what do you think he was doing?
You can't get a testosterone pumped 14 year old boy whose already tried to pick a fight with you go away by any other means than fighting him. Do you ever go outside?

Merlin wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:I overpowered him and in a few seconds he was lying on the platform floor and I had my penis wedged firmly in his arse.
trollface.jpg

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:48 pm

Fooflyer wrote:Oh, and Mander, what do you think he was doing?
You can't get a testosterone pumped 14 year old boy whose already tried to pick a fight with you go away by any other means than fighting him. Do you ever go outside?

Yes, yes I have. And I have had numerous encounters with those puffed-up cockbags that call themselves 8th graders.

They usually flee in confused terror once I call them a Maternally-Inclined sexual deviant.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:50 pm

Merlin wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:I overpowered him and in a few seconds he was lying on the platform floor and I had my hands gripped firmly around his penis.
trollface.jpg

Not now.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:50 pm

Eh, I'd rather knock out a tooth any day.

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:50 pm

They flee in terror when I push them down on the floor, jump on them, get in close and scream in their faces.

I don't even say anything.

I just sound like a pterodactyl.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:53 pm

Aim for the stomach when you can. If you punch someone hard enough there, they'll puke.

That memory always seems to be able to restrain them from messing with you again.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:53 pm

I wish I had the self-esteem I got nowadays back then, because if someone would pull stunts on me I would fight back.
Back then I got beaten up pretty often, and a 1,60m girl against a 1,85m guy isn't really working out.

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:55 pm

I got bullied a lot, every day, and got severely depressed, all because I always swallowed my anger and unclenched my fist.

DON'T DO THAT IT IS A FUCKING STUPID MANEUVER YOU FUCKING FIGHT BACK AND TEACH THEM TO LEAVE YOU ALONE. SCREW WHAT YOUR PARENTS SAY.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:56 pm

SCREW THE ADULTS, VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!!!