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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:07 pm
by Fooflyer
I am afraid I do that. Although it is often the beeps and hums from my computer that wakes other people up
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:47 am
by Karilyn
Pants.
You struggle to get them on, all hopping on one leg.
Then when you need to have sex, you can't get them off cause they get all tangled up.
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:52 am
by Merlin
Karilyn wrote:Pants.
You struggle to get them on, all hopping on one leg.
Then when you need to have sex, you can't get them off cause they get all tangled up.
Are you retarded.
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:52 am
by DarkSurfer
Karilyn wrote:Pants.
You struggle to get them on, all hopping on one leg.
Then when you need to have sex, you can't get them off cause they get all tangled up.
You could try not wearing such tight pants then.
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:53 am
by Dimm
Ame no Akai wrote:Karilyn wrote:Then when you need to have sex, you can't get them off cause they get all tangled up.
Brute force is authorized in such situations.
Not only is it authorized, it is
encouraged
real men wear skirts
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:53 am
by Superior Bacon
Pants are for sissies.
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:04 am
by Miss Starseed
Am I the only person that sits down, puts my legs into both pantlegs, and then jumps up so I just pull them up all at once?
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:05 am
by Karilyn
The Big Cheese wrote:Karilyn wrote:Pants.
You struggle to get them on, all hopping on one leg.
Then when you need to have sex, you can't get them off cause they get all tangled up.
You could try not wearing such tight pants then.
Then I wouldn't get to the sex.
It's a catch 22.
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:07 am
by DarkSurfer
You're not making sense.
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:09 am
by Miss Starseed
The Big Cheese wrote:You're not making sense.
Karilyn: I hate pants, they interfere with my sex.
Dark: Don't wear tight pants then.
Karilyn: But then I can't get laid!
I'm assuming she's kidding. If she's not that... just... wow.
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:09 am
by Superior Bacon
Skirts are pretty cool.
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:10 am
by Dimm
Bacon wrote:Skirts are pretty cool.
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:11 am
by BANANA
I wear one all the time!
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:11 am
by Tatzel
I accidentally put a memory SD card in the wrong slot in my laptop, now I can't get it out anymore OIHAWELKAWIJGRUBHZLKAAWFJEUIG
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:14 am
by Karilyn
Thank you for Starseed.
If I hadn't already lost faith in humanity, I would have been starting to tonight if it wasn't for her.