Things that piss you off

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:14 am

Mr. Mander wrote:I have this nice little Admiral's coat in my closet and I have no use for it. God daisies you fashion world and your denial of the Admiral's coat.

Wear it all the time. That is amazing.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:30 am

Bacon wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:I have this nice little Admiral's coat in my closet and I have no use for it. God daisies you fashion world and your denial of the Admiral's coat.
Wear it all the time. That is amazing.

I would but people would think I was weird. Maybe I can go to some sort of con thing.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:48 am

Never go to conventions. Ever.

meyou22 · Post by **meyou22** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:48 am

Bacon wrote:Always go to conventions. Always.

Fix'd.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:53 am

Anime conventions, at least, are just.

Never go there. Save yourself the pain.

meyou22 · Post by **meyou22** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:53 am

Agreed. Agreed completely.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:09 am

The five hundred windows in my living room.

ansdahbdhdf so fucking cold ffff

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:42 pm

Bacon wrote:Anime conventions, at least, are just.

Never go there. Save yourself the pain.

But game conventions, however, are always awesome! You should always try go to game cons when you can!

Post by **Riku** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:38 pm

Plasma wrote:
Bacon wrote:Anime conventions, at least, are just.

Never go there. Save yourself the pain.
But game conventions, however, are always awesome! You should always try go to game cons when you can!

Very true.
Bacon, Why do you have 500 windows in your living room? Is your house made of glass?

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:06 pm

The way your fingers feel after you clip your fingernails fffff

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:33 pm

Ohgodohgod.

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS THAT FEELING.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:43 pm

They're all splintery and whatnot. >_O

It almost makes me want to use the scratching post in the living room. But then I'll be questioned by my family, the word "upstanding member of society" will appear in conversation, subsequently followed by my parents google imaging 'upstanding member of society' while I'm at school, and then some Old priest and some Young priest will ambush me as soon as I walk in the door and I DON'T WANT THAT DEMON OUT-*HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS*

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:45 pm

Xeraphem wrote:I DON'T WANT THAT DEMON OUT-*HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS*

No, Xeraphem. You are the demons.

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:47 pm

What kind of demon? I don't think they can get rid of it if you entered an evil contract with it to give you superpowers.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:48 pm

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.