AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Xabyrn wrote:SLUTTY CHICKS ON HALLOWEEN.

IT'S PATHETIC.

Torizo and I feel your pain. We've seen 3 slutty santas, a slutty mario and a slutty spongebob.

what.

Bacon wrote:

lyrasen wrote:I've never dressed slutty on Halloween in my life. :V

Didn't you say you were 13 in another thread?

Yes, but girls my age are coming to school in short-shorts and incredibly tight shirts with half their (underdeveloped) tiddies showing. Pretty sure they use push-up bras all the time, too. It's horrible.

Dimm wrote:a slutty mario

You need school uniforms badly.

Cirdanf wrote:You need school uniforms badly.

For once, I agree.

lyrasen wrote:

Bacon wrote:

lyrasen wrote:I've never dressed slutty on Halloween in my life. :V

Didn't you say you were 13 in another thread?

Yes, but girls my age are coming to school in short-shorts and incredibly tight shirts with half their (underdeveloped) tiddies showing. Pretty sure they use push-up bras all the time, too. It's horrible.

I think most middle school girls are like that, unfortunately.

Prepubescent is not sexy.

Is it possible to raegvomit? Heaven help me, I'm gonna try.

Cougars. And, no, not the big cat kinds. The freaking 40 year old women coupling with a 19 year old. Now, before the fit hits the shan, let me give you a back story:

Yesterday:

At work, I was wrapping everything up, trying to recover (bring items from the back to the front, etc.) the store so we could close within the slightest resemblance of our posted closing time, when two 45 year old women walk in talking about how to end relationships with younger men. The one woman, the one that rustled me off the most, started talking about how she'd take her newly acquired "fuck buddy" ((while I'm not one to use that word, it must be marked on the record for emphasis)) to some kind of funeral or family setting just to get rid of them later. I hate it when either gender uses these underhanded tricks, but to blatantly be bragging about it made me want to punch her in the face so hard that teeth would be falling out of her ears. She then went on to brag to her companion, who was looking pretty embarrassed the entire time, about getting with some 19 year old and screwing his brains out, but dumping off as soon as he wanted to take her to meet his family. She said something along the lines of: "I'm not going to go with you because your dad is only a year older than me, and he might think I'm easy and want to get in on that action."

tl;dr: this woman was irradiating so much bitch'N'brag that I had to bodaciously force my mouth shut by biting the inside of my cheek.

Today: We've got a whole new set of affairs, as a woman who looks an awful lot like someone's gradma walks in PANK short-shorts, a PANK spaghetti strap that cut off at the chest plate, and enough makeup to effectively put Ronald McFREAKINGDonald to shame. She also has the hair, teeth and breath of a chronic smoker, not wearing a bra (Our store is damnably chilly. Not a helper,) and her stomach is bodaciously overlapping the drawstring on the shorts. And she begins to strut her stuff. Suppressing the urge to vomit, I rang her up on my register and she doesn't have the cheddar. She leaves to "get some from the car" wiggling her raisin-booty in those PANK shorts, making it look like A.B.C. gum. She never comes back, and on this very busy holiday, I was pretty much backed up until I was able to take a lunch break. This was a woman ((from the roaring twenties, no doubt,)) that was used to getting her way with everything as a sweet young thing. There needs to be a person specifically hired to hit these people on the back of the head and say "Look at yourself. Really look at yourself in the mirror. Stop it." I mean, I know it was Halloween and all, but she's been in the store before in the same attire!

tl;dr: People at a certain point, not just the woman above, need to get reality checks. The sooner, the quicker I can put away my ten-foot-pole.

/raegvomit.

cougars are frightening.



also fauche: either get a hooker, or find someone that will put out. srsly.

Xabyrn wrote:

Dimm wrote:a slutty mario

RAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEGGGGG

Finally someone else who understands. I saw things... things that I never needed to see...

Tell you what. 40 year old = cheddar.


I've heard of gross cases, and wouldn't do it, but overall... I see nothing "that" wrong. Then again, I should read your complete post.

Jesus christ, lyrasen. Where do you live? Cambodia?

I had the worst Halloween ever.

I was going to go to the Halloween party at my college, but my dad had to go to the fucking hospital for heart pressure issues, so i went home to stay with my mom. I was going to help out with the trick or treating at the church parking lot, but it got all rainy and shit and fucking fuck I didn't do a single BLASTED THING FOR HALLOWEEN I WANT A DO-OVER GOD DAMMIT

It's all your dad's fault.

Throw a tantrum.

Fooflyer wrote:It's all your dad's fault.

Throw a tantrum.

...are you serious

Fooflyer wrote:Jesus christ, lyrasen. Where do you live? Cambodia?

No, but I have a Cambodian friend... Does... does that count?