AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:13 pm**

People keep asking me if i'm dressed as a vampire.

I'm not a fucking vampire.

I'm Professor Snape.

TEN POINTS FROM FUCKING GRYFFINDOR.

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:26 pm**

When I dressed up as an emo kid one year, everyone kept asking me why I wasn't wearing a costume... ;__;

Me normally: Hair not in eyes. No make-up. Loose, comfortable clothes. No scars, real or fake, all over wrists.

How I was dressed: Hair pulled in front of eyes. Thick, black make-up. Tight, obnoxiously neon or depressingly dark clothes. Scars drawn all over my arms with make-up, including red food colouring running down to the tips of my fingers to indicate blood.

No one thought I was dressed up till I added a bleeding bullet hole that dribbled red food colouring all down my face and neck. That's how obvious I had to make it just so people would go "Ooooooooooh!"

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:02 pm**

I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:06 pm**

Well, at least my costume is really custom made, and actually looks like the costume Alan Rickman wore in the Harry Potter movies..

But apparently i'm still a vampire. Even after i pull out my wand and say: "I'm SNAPE. From HARRY POTTER. I'm a fucking WIZARD, not a goddamn vampire. 50 FUCKING POINTS FROM WHATEVER FUCKING HOUSE YOU'RE FROM."

and then my friends and i giggle.

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:20 pm**

Well in fairness, the sole difference between Snape and a vampire is that the former drinks more blood!

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:22 pm**

That was terrible

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:15 pm**

Plasma wrote:I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!

>Implying emo kids look like perfectly normal people.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF *covers mouth to keep from laughing*

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:27 pm**

Plasma is emo and you have offended him.

I bet he's cutting himself and crying right now.

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:53 pm**

Right Rosseta Stone doesn't seem to be working. Apparently updating it makes it not work.

Miss StarSeed wrote:
Plasma wrote:I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!
>Implying emo kids look like perfectly normal people.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF *covers mouth to keep from laughing*

I don't know, I don't think I looked any different during my emo phase. Then again, I'm not sure if you can consider what I went through as an emo phase.

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:15 pm**

My mom just wasted ten minutes over the phone telling me about how I should clean the toilet and vacuum. Ten. Freakin'. Minutes.

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:17 pm**

Miss StarSeed wrote:
Plasma wrote:I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!
>Implying emo kids look like perfectly normal people.

fix'd

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:57 pm**

The Big Cheese wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Plasma wrote:I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!
>Implying emo kids look like perfectly normal people.

fix'd

...Hero?

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:06 pm**

Everyone from my old school that treated me like shit.

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:32 pm**

People who are walking stereotypes.

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