Things that piss you off

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:13 pm

People keep asking me if i'm dressed as a vampire.

I'm not a fucking vampire.

I'm Professor Snape.

TEN POINTS FROM FUCKING GRYFFINDOR.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:26 pm

When I dressed up as an emo kid one year, everyone kept asking me why I wasn't wearing a costume... ;__;

Me normally: Hair not in eyes. No make-up. Loose, comfortable clothes. No scars, real or fake, all over wrists.

How I was dressed: Hair pulled in front of eyes. Thick, black make-up. Tight, obnoxiously neon or depressingly dark clothes. Scars drawn all over my arms with make-up, including red food colouring running down to the tips of my fingers to indicate blood.

No one thought I was dressed up till I added a bleeding bullet hole that dribbled red food colouring all down my face and neck. That's how obvious I had to make it just so people would go "Ooooooooooh!"

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:02 pm

I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:06 pm

Well, at least my costume is really custom made, and actually looks like the costume Alan Rickman wore in the Harry Potter movies..

But apparently i'm still a vampire. Even after i pull out my wand and say: "I'm SNAPE. From HARRY POTTER. I'm a fucking WIZARD, not a goddamn vampire. 50 FUCKING POINTS FROM WHATEVER FUCKING HOUSE YOU'RE FROM."

and then my friends and i giggle.

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:20 pm

Well in fairness, the sole difference between Snape and a vampire is that the former drinks more blood!

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:22 pm

That was terrible

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:15 pm

Plasma wrote:I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!

>Implying emo kids look like perfectly normal people.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF *covers mouth to keep from laughing*

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:27 pm

Plasma is emo and you have offended him.

I bet he's cutting himself and crying right now.

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:53 pm

Right Rosseta Stone doesn't seem to be working. Apparently updating it makes it not work.

Miss StarSeed wrote:
Plasma wrote:I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!
>Implying emo kids look like perfectly normal people.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF *covers mouth to keep from laughing*

I don't know, I don't think I looked any different during my emo phase. Then again, I'm not sure if you can consider what I went through as an emo phase.

Post by **Riku** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:15 pm

My mom just wasted ten minutes over the phone telling me about how I should clean the toilet and vacuum. Ten. Freakin'. Minutes.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:17 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:
Plasma wrote:I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!
>Implying emo kids look like perfectly normal people.

fix'd

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:57 pm

The Big Cheese wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Plasma wrote:I know what you mean. One year, I dressed up as a Perfectly Normal Person, and nobody thought I was dressed up either!
>Implying emo kids look like perfectly normal people.

fix'd

...Hero?

The Willow Witch · Post by **The Willow Witch** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:06 pm

Everyone from my old school that treated me like shit.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:32 pm

People who are walking stereotypes.