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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:15 pm
by it's_ze_dybbuk
Stories written in a language that the author clearly has no grasp of.
Case in point.
"Ike was feeling inconvinient, and greeting once or twice with the hand, he sat down in one of the free chairs, between Link and Ness."
Content too. Graphic vomit descriptions, yaoi,
and Engrish!
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:33 pm
by Superior Bacon
it's_ze_dybbuk wrote:Content too. Graphic vomit descriptions, yaoi, and Engrish!
oh noes yaoi
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:36 pm
by Xeraphem
Bacon wrote:it's_ze_dybbuk wrote:Content too. Graphic vomit descriptions, yaoi, and Engrish!
oh noes yaoi
The main reason Mewtwo didn't bother getting another contract signed. Too many tentacle-tail references in the fanfiction.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:09 am
by BANANA
JESUS CHRIST MEWTWO WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO YOU
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:48 am
by Null
Bacon wrote:Null wrote:Friend zone.
Fuck, she sits beside me in one of my classes, even though I took the highly unfavorable "right in front of the teacher" desk.
Advice, PLEASE! THE LEVEL OF PLATONIC LOVE I'M GETTING FROM HER IS MAKING ME SUICIDAL!
Are you a Nice Guy?
Yes, but, but, I tried doing the "cut yourself off from her completely" thing and she just sits right beside me even though I am under the gaze of teachers 24/7. I was taking all the necessary steps.... I was almost free!
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:52 am
by Xeraphem
Null wrote:Bacon wrote:Null wrote:Friend zone.
Fuck, she sits beside me in one of my classes, even though I took the highly unfavorable "right in front of the teacher" desk.
Advice, PLEASE! THE LEVEL OF PLATONIC LOVE I'M GETTING FROM HER IS MAKING ME SUICIDAL!
Are you a Nice Guy?
Yes, but, but, I tried doing the "cut yourself off from her completely" thing and she just sits right beside me even though I am under the gaze of teachers 24/7. I was taking all the necessary steps.... I was almost free!
Have either of you hinted at a relationship together? I happen to be the densest nerd there ever was, as I couldn't see that my friend since the fourth grade actually liked me. It was right after senior year when she just hit me in the back of the head and said "Let's date." ((Not how it actually happened, but the gist.)) Now, we've been together almost a year.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:05 am
by Superior Bacon
Be a man, ask her out.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:10 am
by Null
Xeraphem wrote:Have either of you hinted at a relationship together? I happen to be the densest nerd there ever was, as I couldn't see that my friend since the fourth grade actually liked me. It was right after senior year when she just hit me in the back of the head and said "Let's date." ((Not how it actually happened, but the gist.)) Now, we've been together almost a year.
Bacon wrote:Be a man, ask her out.
No, this is not how my friendzone works. At all. Without getting into a rant about it, I basically just want to get away from her. I'm not even an individual to her, I'm just some type of meat sack that absorbs her voice.
This friendzone shit works like a cockblock too.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:43 am
by Superior Bacon
fff my dogs
today one killed a small animal, and the other ate it
ffffff
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:47 am
by Xeraphem
What works but teamwork, amirite?
No, seriously, though? I speak for a couple of Urinal users out there when I say: Cold weather + cold hands + full bladder = Frozen FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:49 am
by Cafall
Null wrote:I'm not even an individual to her, I'm just some type of meat sack that absorbs her voice.
That sounds like less of a friend zone, and more like you two are hardly acquaintances.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:54 am
by Miss Starseed
Cafall wrote:Null wrote:I'm not even an individual to her, I'm just some type of meat sack that absorbs her voice.
That sounds like less of a friend zone, and more like you two are hardly acquaintances.
Yeah, was gonna say. The only girls that treat their male friends as free shoulders to cry on whenever they please and a "dick in a glass case" are the stereotypical, bitch ones that will keep misogyny alive for the rest of their existence.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:00 pm
by Fooflyer
Fuck LAN servers only enabling you to use cheats
I WANT TO JOIN THIS CONSOLE FUN MY FRIEND IS HAVING IN L4D
Apparently, he made an army of boomers.
And then threw a Molotov in there.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:27 pm
by Cafall
Fooflyer wrote:Fuck LAN servers only enabling you to use cheats
I WANT TO JOIN THIS CONSOLE FUN MY FRIEND IS HAVING IN L4D
One of you could start a local server and invite the other. Lag, of course, depends on the host's machine, distance between you two, etcetc
but if all variables are fairly reliable, it shouldn't pose much of a problem
protip: bind o "give oxygentank"
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
???
profit!
then game crashes
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:50 pm
by Fooflyer
We were doing that for a while, but then it said it was Lan and wouldn't let me join
Super bomb = bind molotovs + pipe bombs to fire