Things that piss you off

it's_ze_dybbuk · Post by **it's_ze_dybbuk** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:15 pm

Stories written in a language that the author clearly has no grasp of.

Case in point.

"Ike was feeling inconvinient, and greeting once or twice with the hand, he sat down in one of the free chairs, between Link and Ness."

Content too. Graphic vomit descriptions, yaoi, and Engrish!

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:33 pm

it's_ze_dybbuk wrote:Content too. Graphic vomit descriptions, yaoi, and Engrish!

oh noes yaoi

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:36 pm

Bacon wrote:
it's_ze_dybbuk wrote:Content too. Graphic vomit descriptions, yaoi, and Engrish!
oh noes yaoi

The main reason Mewtwo didn't bother getting another contract signed. Too many tentacle-tail references in the fanfiction.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:09 am

JESUS CHRIST MEWTWO WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO YOU

Null · Post by **Null** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:48 am

Bacon wrote:
Null wrote:Friend zone.

Fuck, she sits beside me in one of my classes, even though I took the highly unfavorable "right in front of the teacher" desk.

Advice, PLEASE! THE LEVEL OF PLATONIC LOVE I'M GETTING FROM HER IS MAKING ME SUICIDAL!
Are you a Nice Guy?

Yes, but, but, I tried doing the "cut yourself off from her completely" thing and she just sits right beside me even though I am under the gaze of teachers 24/7. I was taking all the necessary steps.... I was almost free!

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:52 am

Null wrote:
Bacon wrote:
Null wrote:Friend zone.

Fuck, she sits beside me in one of my classes, even though I took the highly unfavorable "right in front of the teacher" desk.

Advice, PLEASE! THE LEVEL OF PLATONIC LOVE I'M GETTING FROM HER IS MAKING ME SUICIDAL!
Are you a Nice Guy?
Yes, but, but, I tried doing the "cut yourself off from her completely" thing and she just sits right beside me even though I am under the gaze of teachers 24/7. I was taking all the necessary steps.... I was almost free!

Have either of you hinted at a relationship together? I happen to be the densest nerd there ever was, as I couldn't see that my friend since the fourth grade actually liked me. It was right after senior year when she just hit me in the back of the head and said "Let's date." ((Not how it actually happened, but the gist.)) Now, we've been together almost a year.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:05 am

Be a man, ask her out.

Null · Post by **Null** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:10 am

Xeraphem wrote:Have either of you hinted at a relationship together? I happen to be the densest nerd there ever was, as I couldn't see that my friend since the fourth grade actually liked me. It was right after senior year when she just hit me in the back of the head and said "Let's date." ((Not how it actually happened, but the gist.)) Now, we've been together almost a year.

Bacon wrote:Be a man, ask her out.

No, this is not how my friendzone works. At all. Without getting into a rant about it, I basically just want to get away from her. I'm not even an individual to her, I'm just some type of meat sack that absorbs her voice.

This friendzone shit works like a cockblock too.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:43 am

fff my dogs

today one killed a small animal, and the other ate it

ffffff

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:47 am

What works but teamwork, amirite?

No, seriously, though? I speak for a couple of Urinal users out there when I say: Cold weather + cold hands + full bladder = Frozen FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-

Cafall · Post by **Cafall** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:49 am

Null wrote:I'm not even an individual to her, I'm just some type of meat sack that absorbs her voice.

That sounds like less of a friend zone, and more like you two are hardly acquaintances.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:54 am

Cafall wrote:
Null wrote:I'm not even an individual to her, I'm just some type of meat sack that absorbs her voice.
That sounds like less of a friend zone, and more like you two are hardly acquaintances.

Yeah, was gonna say. The only girls that treat their male friends as free shoulders to cry on whenever they please and a "dick in a glass case" are the stereotypical, bitch ones that will keep misogyny alive for the rest of their existence.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:00 pm

Fuck LAN servers only enabling you to use cheats

I WANT TO JOIN THIS CONSOLE FUN MY FRIEND IS HAVING IN L4D

Apparently, he made an army of boomers.

And then threw a Molotov in there.

Cafall · Post by **Cafall** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:27 pm

Fooflyer wrote:Fuck LAN servers only enabling you to use cheats
I WANT TO JOIN THIS CONSOLE FUN MY FRIEND IS HAVING IN L4D

One of you could start a local server and invite the other. Lag, of course, depends on the host's machine, distance between you two, etcetc
but if all variables are fairly reliable, it shouldn't pose much of a problem

protip: bind o "give oxygentank"
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
???
profit!
then game crashes

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:50 pm

We were doing that for a while, but then it said it was Lan and wouldn't let me join

Super bomb = bind molotovs + pipe bombs to fire