Things that piss you off

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:07 pm

So I overheard this stupid chick in class today. She's in bio and they were talking about being self-sustainable and the rain forest etc etc, and she's talking about how's she going to grow her own food and make her own clothes.

Bitch please.

I'd be more inclined to believe her if she didn't have designer jeans on, make-up, and an expensive cell phone.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:08 pm

Bacon wrote:So I overheard this stupid chick in class today. She's in bio and they were talking about being self-sustainable and the rain forest etc etc, and she's talking about how's she going to grow her own food and make her own clothes.

Bitch please.

I'd be more inclined to believe her if she didn't have designer jeans on, make-up, and an expensive cell phone.

It's like the girl in my study hall last year who refused to believe in evolution because she "was too good to be descended from apes".

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:13 pm

Sounds like Crocoduck Torizo.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:17 pm

Tatzel wrote:Sounds like Crocoduck Torizo.

Oh...wow.

Karilyn · Post by **Karilyn** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:25 pm

Tatzel wrote:Sounds like Crocoduck Torizo.

Did Kirk Cameron ever suffer severe brain trauma?

Is he really so dense that he can't see how most species have at least one other species that is incredibly fucking similar to them? And most Genius have at least one other Genius that is incredibly fucking similar? And that most family have at least one other family that is incredibly fucking similar? And that most orders have at least one other order that is incredibly fucking similar? Etc and so forth.

GODDAMN

Animalia -> Chordata (Vertebrata) -> (Tetrapoda -> Amniota) Reptilia -> Crocodilia -> Crocodylidae
Animalia -> Chordata (Vertebrata) -> (Tetrapoda -> Amniota -> Archosauria) Aves -> Anseriformes -> Anatidae (duck)

They break apart at fucking Amniota. That means any vertebrate with non-water based eggs. That includes EVERY GODDAMN MAMMEL ON THE PLANET. EVERY GODDAMN BIRD ON THE PLANET. AND EVERY GODDAMN REPTILE ON THE PLANET. THAT'S AROUND 58000 DIFFERENT SPECIES.

58000
58000
58000

MOTHER FUCKER

EDIT: Also... Enjoy your IRL Crocoduck. Don't fuck with my homie the Archaeopteryx.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:25 pm

Torizo wrote:
Bacon wrote:So I overheard this stupid chick in class today. She's in bio and they were talking about being self-sustainable and the rain forest etc etc, and she's talking about how's she going to grow her own food and make her own clothes.

Bitch please.

I'd be more inclined to believe her if she didn't have designer jeans on, make-up, and an expensive cell phone.
It's like the girl in my study hall last year who refused to believe in evolution because she "was too good to be descended from apes".

Can't... stop... laughing...

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:12 am

i just threw up in my mouth

god fucking dammit

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:12 am

I look to the left of me and see people to envy, then I look to the right of me to see people to pity.
Also, I fear that I'm starting to sound stupid. Or perhaps I've sounded stupid for a while now.

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:04 pm

scebboaliwiw wrote:I look to the left of me and see people to envy

I don't. AHAHAHAHAH!

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:51 pm

Plasma wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:I look to the left of me and see people to envy
I don't. AHAHAHAHAH!

It doesn't work if you're by yourself, Plasma.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:53 pm

People who never find think they're at fault.

I was walking in the middle of the hallway when all of a sudden this huge chick comes dashing out of a side hall and sends me flying into the lockers. Once I am capable of breathing again and stand up, you know what the first thing out of her mouth was?

"WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN' STUPID FOOL YOU COULDA KILLED ME"

RAEG

Dimm · Post by **Dimm** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:29 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:People who never find think they're at fault.

I was walking in the middle of the hallway when all of a sudden this huge chick comes dashing out of a side hall and sends me flying into the lockers. Once I am capable of breathing again and stand up, you know what the first thing out of her mouth was?

"WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN' STUPID FOOL YOU COULDA KILLED ME"

RAEG

There is a solution to this problem:

Edit: Balls, broken image

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:30 pm

Dimm wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:People who never find think they're at fault.

I was walking in the middle of the hallway when all of a sudden this huge chick comes dashing out of a side hall and sends me flying into the lockers. Once I am capable of breathing again and stand up, you know what the first thing out of her mouth was?

"WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN' STUPID FOOL YOU COULDA KILLED ME"

RAEG
There is a solution to this problem:

Bah Falcon Punch is old school.

Eagle Punch is my signature move.

Dimm · Post by **Dimm** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:31 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:
Dimm wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:People who never find think they're at fault.

I was walking in the middle of the hallway when all of a sudden this huge chick comes dashing out of a side hall and sends me flying into the lockers. Once I am capable of breathing again and stand up, you know what the first thing out of her mouth was?

"WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN' STUPID FOOL YOU COULDA KILLED ME"

RAEG
There is a solution to this problem:

Bah Falcon Punch is old school.

Eagle Punch is my signature move.

Was gonna go with cunt punt but I wasn't sure how well that'd go over.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:35 pm

Dimm wrote: Was gonna go with cunt punt but I wasn't sure how well that'd go over.

He'd get stuck.