AWKWARD ZOMBIE

God fucking daisies, this is not my week.

My truck just fucking exploded in my back yard. I had been home for five minutes. The only reason I was home rather than on the road is because I decided to skip class today. My "delinquent behaviour" just saved my life.

And they say skipping school is bad.

Just because it exploded while you were home skipping doesn't mean it would have exploded if you had been driving it after your class(es).
Hell, maybe someone destroyed it on purpose and would not have if you hadn't skipped.

Well I guess I'm coming off as insensitive, I just don't like the kind of logic you were using. It's good that no one god hurt.

When you say "exploded" do you mean "like a bomb" or "the engine combusted"?

...How on earth do I go about getting a socking great cut on my finger without even realizing it

Whoa, it bodaciously exploded? Dang, I'm glad you're all right, Riku.

And Chloe, you probably cut yourself when you were making lunch or something.

[Citation Needed] wrote:When you say "exploded" do you mean "like a bomb" or "the engine combusted"?

Ame wrote:Hang on, it bodaciously detonated?

Well, I didn't see it as it exploded, as I had just set down my stuff and was about to sit down, but there was a pretty huge "boom". It shook the whole daisies house, and when I went out there, there was gasoline flames about ten feet high. and the windows were shattered all over the lawn.

And Paco, I was joking about the whole "skipping school isn't bad" thing. Joking is what I do when I am severely stressed.

RikuKyuutu wrote:Well, I didn't see it as it exploded, as I had just set down my stuff and was about to sit down, but there was a pretty huge "boom". It shook the whole daisies house, and when I went out there, there was gasoline flames about ten feet high. and the windows were shattered all over the lawn.

Holy shit

Unbalanced wrote:

RikuKyuutu wrote:Well, I didn't see it as it exploded, as I had just set down my stuff and was about to sit down, but there was a pretty huge "boom". It shook the whole daisies house, and when I went out there, there was gasoline flames about ten feet high. and the windows were shattered all over the lawn.

Holy shit

reminds me when a transformer blew in our backyard. The thing sounded like the Death Star charging.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn Riku.

Anyway why are the adults (over 20) I know so bitchy today.

Dad, stepmom, and my math instructor, mostly. I woke up feeling good....got to math class, Miss Fairweather was more like Miss PMSstorm.

My dad hasn't stopped bitching at anything today. My stepmom is bitching at both my dad and I for doing things the way she asked but apparently it's wrong. Ugh.

GODAMMIT I threw up 6 times in the past hour. I think I have a flu bug. I'm not pop flyin' right now....

Ughhhh why is my stomach so sensitive.

Anything sets it off; I had a chicken quesadilla and a Sprite for dinner and spent my evening running to the bathroom and back.

You cannot GET milder than a chicken quesadilla and a Sprite!! I swear, sometimes I think salted crackers would upset my stomach.


Also I am getting sick of all these stupid spambots. I wish Katie would put a captcha or something on the sign-up page that would filter some of these useless bots out.

mum says one of our cats might have to be put down
feels bad man

Uhg I have like no cheddar in my bank.

I spent a lot on weaboo shit and it doesn't help that whenever I forget cheddar for lunch I have to withdraw at least £10.

BLUUHH

I saw that 10£, princess brothel.

NOPE NO YOU DIDN'T