AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Summing up my life at the moment:

"Oh, I'm so sorry! You have arthritis! Take these pills to stop you getting in a wheelchair. Oh but those pills make your liver stop working so take another set of pills that will make you gag for 5 hours after taking them. But then those will upset your immune system so take these as well!"

:T and people wonder why i'm mentally ill bleh

Looking back and seeing how stupid I was when I was younger and all of the stupid stuff I did. GAH, I wish those memories would just stay repressed!

Xeraphem wrote:My brother tried to fill a foam cup full of gasoline once. :psyduck:

During the last hurricaine we had my dad put our gas cans in a styrofoam cooler thing in the back of my car.

One of them leaked

I had "napalm" in my car for almost a year.

Ugghhh I have so much work I need to do but I really don't feel up to it because of this irritating cold and it making my head feel heavy and making my eyes hurt etc etc etc

fuck the po-lice

fuuuuuuuuu-
Asked out someone but because of what we were talking about beforehand she took it as a joke, and then was inside her band classroom before I could clarify

i accidentally snapped my friend's id hole and forgot to say sorry afterwards
she got really rustled at me and i retorted by saying "now you know how i felt when katie ripped my bookbag"

her arguments:

1) i should have had a spare bookbag
2) she's not allowed to have a spare id (why?)
3) she's not katie (i mentioned it because she sided with katie AS ALWAYS)
4) i didn't say sorry and i didn't care about snapping it

my counter-arguments:

1) why the fuck would i predict somebody ripping my bookbag, it's never happened before
2) ids cost like ten bucks, new bookbags cost around 25
3) i forgot to say sorry and i was sorry, i even told her she could easily fix it with tape and she completely ignored my offer to help, then called me a liar and refused to believe me
4) if she hadn't RIPPED THE PLASTIC OFF her id in the first place, it wouldn't have snapped

she does this a lot
once i got the paint out because i thought we were gonna be painting, but i didn't squeeze any out to use, so she squeezed some out and giggled about it for no reason, then she didn't remember it was there and rested her arm on it and it got all over her sleeve
she blamed me because i had the paint tube sitting there on the table

SO MUCH

Girls can be such bitches.

What is an id

Schools have ID's they giv e to students. Give discounts at some places (mostly movies) and some schools use them for buying lunch. At my school they were only really useful to seniors cause we had a special sticker thing on ours when we paid our dues so we could leave early.

My school has ID's because last year a pedophile infiltrated our school and followed a girl around all day.

I knew that was a bad idea.

She's your friend why exactly?

My college doesn't even have IDs.

Really Lyra, why do you pain yourself by hanging out with friends like that?