Things that piss you off

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:41 pm

My great aunt just died this morning. She had a stroke about two weeks ago and it took this long for her body to shut down. She had refused to eat or drink anything recently, so she was in constant pain and consequently on a morphine drip until it was time. We'll be going over to my grandmother's soon to be with her.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:43 pm

You have my condolences.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:56 pm

Thanks. Its hit my grandmother harder than anyone, I think. She was the last person my great aunt would even talk with.

Kiyske · Post by **Kiyske** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:21 pm

Trygve wrote:You have my condolences.

And mine as well.

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:42 pm

I caught a cold and absolutely nothing is really helping my throat.

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:44 pm

My momma is sick today and my dad is working again tomorrow.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:42 pm

Roommate apparently reached a new level of retardation, he didn't close the fridge properly and I didn't notice, now we have to unthaw everything. And when he made himself food he left the oven on.
And man I hate it when he uses my place, it's okay when you place some stuff there but do you really have to place nearly everything we have to eat on and around it
And do you seriously have to DESTROY MY SKETCH WORKS goddamn how did he even manage that

One day I'm going to fucking lose it and I'll punch the shit out of him
gah

Eat_box · Post by **Eat_box** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:02 pm

My mom got mad at me because I had 2 slices of pizza instead of 1. Whereas my step-dad ate more than half of the pie, as usual.

wut

Post by **Riku** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:47 pm

Sadface.

Here's the plan. Eat pizza frequently for a while. Get in cahoots with the pizzaria owner and make it so that the pizzas gradually decrease in size, regardless of what size they order (and always get an extra slice for yourself, of course). This way, eventually, your stepdad eating half the pizza will only be about one normal slice worth.

This works in two ways. It stops him from being as much of a pig, and it makes him sick of pizza anyway, so that he won't eat a whole lot of it anymore.

Komodoensis · Post by **Komodoensis** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:52 pm

RikuKyuutu wrote:Sadface.

Here's the plan. Eat pizza frequently for a while. Get in cahoots with the pizzaria owner and make it so that the pizzas gradually decrease in size, regardless of what size they order (and always get an extra slice for yourself, of course). This way, eventually, your stepdad eating half the pizza will only be about one normal slice worth.

This works in two ways. It stops him from being as much of a pig, and it makes him sick of pizza anyway, so that he won't eat a whole lot of it anymore.

OR just buy shitty pizza that only you like so no one gives a shit if you eat more.

Post by **Riku** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:53 pm

1: his parents wouldn't buy it then.
2: my way is more fun.

Komodoensis · Post by **Komodoensis** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:55 pm

RikuKyuutu wrote:1: his parents wouldn't buy it then.
2: my way is more fun.

Yeah. Oh well. You could also just like, not eat the pizza, and just make a sandwich.

Dragoon · Post by **Dragoon** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:56 pm

Komodoensis wrote:Yeah. Oh well. You could also just like, not eat the pizza, and just make a sandwich.

and use the pizza as an ingrediant for the sandwhich so that your 1 slice becomes 3 feet tall.

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:12 pm

Girlfriend wants to talk/text every single second of every single day.

Komodoensis · Post by **Komodoensis** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:13 pm

Badfish wrote:Girlfriend wants to talk/text every single second of every single day.

Go shove your dick in her mouth to shut her up.Just Kidding