AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I remember one time my older brother exploded a hot dog in the microwave.

Oh and the time my little brother charred a microwave beyond use by putting in some ramen without the water. SMOKE, SMOKE EVERYWHERE. ALso the bowl it was in had to be thrown out.

And my sister also charred a microwave beyond use by setting popcorn on fire inside it. Burning popcorn smells pretty 'meh'. Flaming popcorn smells like shit.


I have yet to damage a microwave in any way, which is nice, I guess.

I nearly destroyed our microwave once by forgetting to put some soup into a bowl and just putting the tin straight in.

Luckily my mum noticed before anything happened.

scebboaliwiw wrote:

Xeraphem wrote:I set an Arby's burger on fire my first time. Didn't know foil wrappers weren't supposed to go in.

But they give you a very faint, tiny warning on the corner of the inside of the wrapper! How could you miss that?

Easy. I was seven and I was hungry. And back in 1997, there was no such thing as a "warning label." Darn kids these days, with their Walkmens and their Hot Coffee proletariats and their fancy new Hummers. Bah!

How not to use a microwave:

Put metal in it and turn it on.

The only damage I did to our microwave is accidentally punch out a tab of plastic on the door that lets it know it is shut and can safely turn on.

I felt pretty stupid afterwards, and we were microwaveless for 2 weeks until the replacement piece of plastic came in the mail.

tl;dr Shazza is having a bad day because she wants a dog so bad it bodaciously hurts and her sister has puppies she's trying to adopt out but Shazza's dad is a fucking asshole and won't allow any dog that isn't their butt-fucking-ugly Chihuahua live with them.

Also she is mad because she's been denied the opportunity to live in the city of her choice and go to uni and get a job in her field for apparently no reason at all after she was told that if she got a job her family would look into how much it would cost. Now she has a job and they're just going "NO" but she cannot live with her overbearing asshole of a father for much longer.

Also her boyfriend is out of town so she has no shoulders to sob on.

Skype stops loading messages every hour or so for about 3 hours for some stupid reason

shazza wrote:Also her boyfriend is out of town so she has no shoulders to sob on.

She can always punch her father unconscious, then use his shoulder.

I gonna go to sleep before I decide on stabbing my hip(s)...

SHit

My dad want's to heat up a bunch of left overs for dinner. I want Taco john's, but am okay with left overs

The problem is all the goddamn dishes I'm gonna have to do.

>dishwasher

>We have no mechanical dishwasher
>I am the dishwasher.

Watch out for steak knives hidden in the soapy water.


Or do people do things differently nowadays? No tubs for soaking the dishes in?

I think the last time I manually washed the dishes was 2002 or 2004 or something. :>

Oh, I'm always careful with anything sharp in soapy water. I usually stir the water around at the top with my hand to make sure.

We had a dishwasher, but there were a lot of things that wouldn't fit, so my brother and I took turns to either wash the dishes/sort out the table.

edit: ugghhh I can tell when the boys have been up because they always leave the toilet seat up >:I