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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:03 pm
by corsica
JESUS CHRIST KITTY
your litterbox is TWO FEET AWAY from where you sleep, GO THERE instead of on the floor enfklasnfgsldk
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:42 pm
by BurntToShreds
I don't wanna play racquetball today. I know that that'll change once the delicious adrenaline jacks me up when I start, but...
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:48 pm
by Verom
I usually only work weekends because I'm still in school, but they asked me to come in today, and since I asked for saturday off for SAT's I decided I could go for a bigger check.
I still don't wanna go, total waste of a day.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:02 pm
by shazza
Meguroko wrote:I have decided my hatred for a person is directly to porportional to how much ketchup they can douse their food with
Specifically food that does not require ketchup
You'd hate my mom then.
She puts copious amounts of ketchup on bodaciously everything.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:03 pm
by Kiyske
Lolita wrote:am i being brutally beaten at night
Yes. I chlorophorm you to make sure you stay asleep, then brutally pummel you. It helps me deal with stress.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:18 pm
by Meguroko
not cool man that's taking a joke too far
speaking of which I hate people who are easily offended
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:38 pm
by Riku
So apparently I hit someone's truck hard enough to dent the side panel as I was backing out of a parking space at the high school on Friday.
I was in a hurry to get to my college class to take a test, and it didn't feel like I had done anything more than just barely contact the truck, and it didn't look like there was any damage done by me (the thing was already covered in dents, so I couldn't really tell)
Anyway, like I said, I was in a hurry, and didn't really think much of it. I then forgot about it over the weekend. This morning I got in trouble with the school patrol guy, and now I have to hurriedly cover my booty and offer to fix the dent myself so that he doesn't go tattling to the insurance company.
Honestly, though, it was kind of both of our faults. I forgot to make sure that my tires were straight and he parked so goddamn close that he had to have gotten out of the truck on the passenger side.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:56 pm
by Stranaton
Don't tell the BMW M5 owner at my school where that scrape came from.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:04 pm
by Valbrandur
Why can it not be tomorrow right now
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:11 pm
by Cori
The bathtub downstairs is leaking and it is making dripping noises and wasting water AAAAAAAARGH.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:32 pm
by Explotaro
Coriserai wrote:The bathtub downstairs is leaking and it is making dripping noises and wasting water AAAAAAAARGH.
Did I mention I hate tree huggers.
jk I love you guys.
Dang word filters
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:34 pm
by Valbrandur
Explotaro wrote:Coriserai wrote:The bathtub downstairs is leaking and it is making dripping noises and wasting water AAAAAAAARGH.
Did I mention I hate tree huggers.
jk I fart guys.
Dang word filters
I hope you at least have the decency of farting handsome guys.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:36 pm
by Explotaro
Valbrandur wrote:Explotaro wrote:Coriserai wrote:The bathtub downstairs is leaking and it is making dripping noises and wasting water AAAAAAAARGH.
Did I mention I hate tree huggers.
jk I fart guys.
Dang word filters
I hope you at least have the decency of farting handsome guys.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:37 pm
by Cori
Not only am I a tree hugger, but I am also incredibly cheap.
So not only am I seeing WASTED WATER I am also seeing cheddar FLOATING DOWN THE DRAIN.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:39 pm
by Valbrandur
Explotaro wrote:Valbrandur wrote:Explotaro wrote:
Did I mention I hate tree huggers.
jk I fart guys.
Dang word filters
I hope you at least have the decency of farting handsome guys.
