Things that piss you off

Post by **corsica** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:03 pm

JESUS CHRIST KITTY

your litterbox is TWO FEET AWAY from where you sleep, GO THERE instead of on the floor enfklasnfgsldk

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:42 pm

I don't wanna play racquetball today. I know that that'll change once the delicious adrenaline jacks me up when I start, but...

Verom · Post by **Verom** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:48 pm

I usually only work weekends because I'm still in school, but they asked me to come in today, and since I asked for saturday off for SAT's I decided I could go for a bigger check.
I still don't wanna go, total waste of a day.

shazza · Post by **shazza** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:02 pm

Meguroko wrote:I have decided my hatred for a person is directly to porportional to how much ketchup they can douse their food with

Specifically food that does not require ketchup

You'd hate my mom then.

She puts copious amounts of ketchup on bodaciously everything.

Kiyske · Post by **Kiyske** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:03 pm

Lolita wrote:am i being brutally beaten at night

Yes. I chlorophorm you to make sure you stay asleep, then brutally pummel you. It helps me deal with stress.

Meguroko · Post by **Meguroko** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:18 pm

not cool man that's taking a joke too far

speaking of which I hate people who are easily offended

Post by **Riku** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:38 pm

So apparently I hit someone's truck hard enough to dent the side panel as I was backing out of a parking space at the high school on Friday.
I was in a hurry to get to my college class to take a test, and it didn't feel like I had done anything more than just barely contact the truck, and it didn't look like there was any damage done by me (the thing was already covered in dents, so I couldn't really tell)
Anyway, like I said, I was in a hurry, and didn't really think much of it. I then forgot about it over the weekend. This morning I got in trouble with the school patrol guy, and now I have to hurriedly cover my booty and offer to fix the dent myself so that he doesn't go tattling to the insurance company.

Honestly, though, it was kind of both of our faults. I forgot to make sure that my tires were straight and he parked so goddamn close that he had to have gotten out of the truck on the passenger side.

Stranaton · Post by **Stranaton** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:56 pm

Don't tell the BMW M5 owner at my school where that scrape came from.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:04 pm

Why can it not be tomorrow right now

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:11 pm

The bathtub downstairs is leaking and it is making dripping noises and wasting water AAAAAAAARGH.

Explotaro · Post by **Explotaro** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:32 pm

Coriserai wrote:The bathtub downstairs is leaking and it is making dripping noises and wasting water AAAAAAAARGH.

Did I mention I hate tree huggers.

jk I love you guys.

Dang word filters

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:34 pm

Explotaro wrote:
Coriserai wrote:The bathtub downstairs is leaking and it is making dripping noises and wasting water AAAAAAAARGH.
Did I mention I hate tree huggers.

jk I fart guys.

Dang word filters

I hope you at least have the decency of farting handsome guys.

Explotaro · Post by **Explotaro** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:36 pm

Valbrandur wrote:
Explotaro wrote:
Coriserai wrote:The bathtub downstairs is leaking and it is making dripping noises and wasting water AAAAAAAARGH.
Did I mention I hate tree huggers.

jk I fart guys.

Dang word filters
I hope you at least have the decency of farting handsome guys.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:37 pm

Not only am I a tree hugger, but I am also incredibly cheap.

So not only am I seeing WASTED WATER I am also seeing cheddar FLOATING DOWN THE DRAIN.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:39 pm

Explotaro wrote:
Valbrandur wrote:
Explotaro wrote:
Did I mention I hate tree huggers.

jk I fart guys.

Dang word filters
I hope you at least have the decency of farting handsome guys.