Things that piss you off

[Alex]

I ended getting something called "Antivirus IS" on my computer, and it won't let me open up Malwarebytes or MacAfee unless I'm on safe mode. I already did a full scan with Malwarebytes, and ended up only getting one infected item, which I removed. I don't know if it had anything to do with the fact that I was on safe mode with networking enabled, but I restarted the computer and Antivirus IS was still there. Now I'm on safe mode with networking disabled scanning with MacAfee to see if it notices anything else. If anyone has any tips to share on this situation I would be very grateful.

http://www.2-spyware.com/remove-antivirus-is.html
First result when Googling "Antivirus IS".

I tried downloading that but it didn't work, but it never hurts to try again.

[Meguroko]

she's got two severely sprained ankles

That sounds rather unpleasant.

RK, I'd kick that fatass dick out.

As does this.

[Merlin]

So I brought Garret to have a "camp out" in my room. I had gotten him to go to sleep in the "tent" I made him, when all of a sudden, my stepdad starts slamming doors and shit.

Okay real talk this is really touching and I'm glad you handled that situation so well.

[The Bouncer]

I ended getting something called "Antivirus IS" on my computer, and it won't let me open up Malwarebytes or MacAfee unless I'm on safe mode. I already did a full scan with Malwarebytes, and ended up only getting one infected item, which I removed. I don't know if it had anything to do with the fact that I was on safe mode with networking enabled, but I restarted the computer and Antivirus IS was still there. Now I'm on safe mode with networking disabled scanning with MacAfee to see if it notices anything else. If anyone has any tips to share on this situation I would be very grateful.

It might be a rootkit.

[Spoony]

So I brought Garret to have a "camp out" in my room. I had gotten him to go to sleep in the "tent" I made him, when all of a sudden, my stepdad starts slamming doors and shit.

Okay real talk this is really touching and I'm glad you handled that situation so well.

Since when do you do real talk

[Paco]

I ended getting something called "Antivirus IS" on my computer, and it won't let me open up Malwarebytes or MacAfee unless I'm on safe mode. I already did a full scan with Malwarebytes, and ended up only getting one infected item, which I removed. I don't know if it had anything to do with the fact that I was on safe mode with networking enabled, but I restarted the computer and Antivirus IS was still there. Now I'm on safe mode with networking disabled scanning with MacAfee to see if it notices anything else. If anyone has any tips to share on this situation I would be very grateful.

http://www.2-spyware.com/remove-antivirus-is.html
First result when Googling "Antivirus IS".

I tried downloading that but it didn't work, but it never hurts to try again.

The automatic removal tool is a generic antivirus, I think. Use the manual removal thingie.
To kill the process press Ctrl + Alt + Del, select Task Manager, click on the Processes tab and find the task you want to terminate, then click on End Process.
To delete the registry keys use the run menu (Windows key + R), type regedit and delete what you need to.
To delete the file use the Search function in Windows, I guess.
Then copy-paste the directory listed in your address bar, go up one directory and press Shift + Del while having it selected.

[Merlin]

So I brought Garret to have a "camp out" in my room. I had gotten him to go to sleep in the "tent" I made him, when all of a sudden, my stepdad starts slamming doors and shit.

Okay real talk this is really touching and I'm glad you handled that situation so well.

Since when do you do real talk

I'm on Jupiter right now.

[Spoony]

MOAR LIEK

JEWPITER

[Alex]

I managed to get both Malwarebytes and Spyware Doctor open on normal mode before Antivirus IS started up, so I'm rescanning and such since Spyware Doctor recommended to not scan during safe mode. I did try to run regedit, but an error message came up and said,
"Application cannot be executed. The file regedit.exe is infected. Do you want to activate your antivirus software now?"
I get the same warning message for anything else I try to open, minus internet browsers. Even task manager gets that warning.

[Paco]

Then do it in Safe Mode, or say No.

[The Idiotic Oracle]

Fuck every single time my friend Fae comes up from her depression, her family just has to DRAG HER BACK DOWN

having a suicidal best friend is NOT FUCKING FUN

trying to talk someone down from doing something CRAZY is NOT EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT I'D BE SPENDING MY NIGHT DOING


fuck i'm crying and panicking and I don't know what to do or say and she's so fucking depressed and saying she's hardly got anything to live for and the worst part is i can't think of a counter argument!

She can't get into the Air Force because of her weight, her dad is sending her to FAT CAMP, her mom is DYING, and her dad and step dad keep being HUGE FUCKING DOUCHES TO HER.

Her love life is shot, All her closest friends now live far away(including me)
and
i just

aaaaaaaagh


I don't know what to do!!!

[Riku]

Is she religious in any way, Oracle?
I know that you're not, but I figured I might see if she was.

[Falconer Lombard]

Went to make an omelet. We're out of bacon.

Slightly disappointed but a veggie omelet will have to do.

[The Idiotic Oracle]

Is she religious in any way, Oracle?
I know that you're not, but I figured I might see if she was.

No, she's not even really that spiritual, either.

She's one of those people currently rustled off at religious people right now because of her dad's girlfriend.

[Cibernadie]

>Playing Pokemon heartgold
>Have a totodile level 14 and an onyx level 12 on first city
>rape falkner and his silly birds
>leave gym, game freezes
>realize i've never saved
>mon visage quand