AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That new DeviantArt Muro thing isn't working for me.

Like, I can see them, but whenever I try to post them they end up as broken coding.

WHY DO I KEEP FINDING BIOSHOCK YAOI ;-;

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF THIS I AM SO CONFUSED

I thought I wasn't going to be working this week, but got a call from my boss today saying yes she was going to be in town and could train me! Yay!




...It's 9.15pm now and I should have been there over an hour ago and I've left her two messages with no reply.

This makes 3 weeks in a row I haven't been able to work.

At first I was just mildly upset. Now I'm starting to get annoyed :/ Next weekend is RenFest and I wanted to ask off that weekend since my Saturday is already cut short by my 9-12.45 morning class that day. But I thought I'd have been started by now and it wouldn't be a big deal.

Boss-lady seems so sorry when she can't make it and she always asks me not to give up on her, that we'll get it together, but in the meantime I'm getting frustrated and I need to start working asap

shazza your icon is beautiful marry me forever

It changes every refresh and I've got like 300+ in there

I have no idea what one you mean

Lolita wrote:WHY DO I KEEP FINDING BIOSHOCK YAOI ;-;

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF THIS I AM SO CONFUSED

how the fuck can there be bioshock yaoi

The player character and the villian were both male, weren't they?

There you go. Perfect yaoi formula.

Miss StarSeed wrote:The player character and the villian were both male, weren't they?

There you go. Perfect yaoi formula.

I fucking hate it when fangirls are like "OH THESE TWO ARE MALE AND ENEMIES




THAT MUST MEAN THEY SECRETLY WANT TO BONE


OF COURSE!!!

goddamn fangirls

I understand the whole Foe Yay (when two enemies are so obsessed with each other, wondering what the other is going to do next, like they're just always on each other's minds, etc.) thing as a joke but when people seriously apply it I just .

But isn't the bad guy of Bioshock the main character's dad or relative or something like that

Fangirls are the plague of the world. They should handled with extreme caution and/or punched in the eye.

I have no idea.
I remember something about his family dying during a cutscene though, so maybe not?

DoNotDelete wrote:Was it a wiccan who...

...put her period blood in her boyfriend's pizza as part of a spell that would make him love her forever?


I remember someone saying something about this a ways back, but I don't know if that was a wicca/wiccan spell.

I posted that in the funny pictures thread a while back.

Some stupid girl on Facebook private messages.

"whats the pizza pocket story"
"LOL ok well my wicca friend told me that a way 2 make a guy like u is 2 get him 2 drink your menstrual blood so I put some in his pizza pockets with a turkey baster"

Everyone here agreed it was seriously messed up.

You know, I bet she had the victim friended on Facebook.

He probably saw that.

Well. It appears that I spend an unhealthy amount of time around diminutive and very loud children. When I say loud, I mean they never shut up and some of them make animal noises. One kid thinks he's a spaceship or something filled with pop flyin' gas air.

Every school day during EDP I sit and am harried by a little Thai kid who likes to get touchy and is generally weird. I find him adorable, except for the part where he tries to grab my butt.
However, I am also harried by a little Chinese girl who likes to be a boss and is generally trying to look cool and failing pretty badly. I find her annoying.
I can't play my DS ever because then this fat Chinese boy who does not know the meanings of the words "Shut your fat little face and go away" crawls over and comments on everything ever. Like how the sky is blue, and my hair is black. That dude has a sword.
I WANT A PUPPY!
I WANT A PUPPY!
I WANT A PUPPY!
I WANT A PUPPY!
I WANT A PUPPY!
I WANT A PUPPY!
I WANT A PUPPY!
I WANT A PUPPY!
I WANT A PUPPY!
...

He really doesn't know how to be quiet, and asks questions that are easily answerable with simple logic. When he asks them I never answer, but he doesn't get that I want him to be quiet and go away.

And then before that is art class, where I contend with the Thai kid and another not-as-small Chinese girl who really can't seem to understand why I don't like the other Chinese girl. I'm pretty sure it's rather hard to not hold grudges against people who demand you to draw them things that they can easily reproduce and when you don't want to, resort to physical violence. Yeah, totally not that hard.

Meanwhile there is another kid in art who thinks he is a SPESS MUHRHEENZ and makes gun noises. Also fake-swears and generally has a smug little face at all times.
So, yeah, that's basically what happens over the school days.

Saturday! It's that kid who thinks he's a spaceship! And a monkey. Also a gramophone with scratches all over it.
Also another kid who is not quite as loud but still very very loud because he is a crybaby who doesn't like to get tickled. So whenever this guy comes near him he's like "DON'T TOUCH MEEEEE". This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that his voice sounds like his nose is permanently blocked by either mucus or tumors or sinus problems or something. He also has a smug little face and has this sort of drawl and I really want to punch him in the throat but I can't because that is rude.

And then there is Sundays and Friday evenings. It's not so bad on these days, since then I-
Oh.
No, no it is.

So you have this weird Asian kid that I can't identify. He is a boy and his name is Stacy. He is also the most violent little child and is always texting or something. Then you have that fat kid who doesn't shut up and this other kid who also is kind of fat but doesn't bother me. He still annoys me somehow. I think it's because he's like "dude where's the food" all the time.

Eurgh.


Want.
To.
Maim.
Small.
Children.

I don't know how I am not going to go insane or something from these guys, but at least next year I'll be in high school and they won't. Not that that's going to stop them, I'm sure.