Things that piss you off

Anna-aurion · Post by **Anna-aurion** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:15 am

Friend of mine, why did you doodle a sad scene from a backstory?!

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:26 am

Why does every sixth or seventh bite of everything I eat taste like an old dusty mop?

Chloemew · Post by **Chloemew** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:28 am

why do you know what a dusty old mop tastes like

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:30 am

I don't really. But you know those old mops, with Whoopi Goldberg's hair on the end of a stick (except gray)? Whenever you used one, you could taste it in the air.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:50 am

Wicca.

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:55 am

BurntToShreds wrote:Wicca.

What?
What?
Whatta?

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:17 am

scebboaliwiw wrote:
BurntToShreds wrote:Wicca.
What?
What?
Whatta?

Wicca.

There was one at my high school. My Catholic high school. They are so stupid.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:19 am

dem crazeh people

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:15 am

BurntToShreds wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
BurntToShreds wrote:Wicca.
What?
What?
Whatta?
Wicca.

There was one at my high school. My Catholic high school. They are so stupid.

A very good friend of mine is wiccan, and she's a really fucking cool person.

So lay off what you don't know everything about alright?

She's really good at giving me herbal recipes to help me feel better when i'm sick.

Normally very tasty stuff, too.

Post by **Spoony** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:18 am

How do you know how much or how little they know about wicca?

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:24 am

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:A very good friend of mine is wiccan, and she's a really fucking cool person.

She's really good at giving me herbal recipes to help me feel better when i'm sick.

Well, see, that's different than the way most people think of Wiccans.

Using different herbs and such for sicknesses has been around for millennia. It's the whole "I CAN DO MAAAAGIC" part that most people associate with Wiccans that makes people go "yeaaaahhh you're nuts".

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:26 am

Was it a wiccan who...

...put her period blood in her boyfriend's pizza as part of a spell that would make him love her forever?

I remember someone saying something about this a ways back, but I don't know if that was a wicca/wiccan spell.

Firestorm · Post by **Firestorm** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:24 am

I always thought Wicca was like, a phase or something.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:21 am

DoNotDelete wrote:I remember someone saying something about this a ways back, but I don't know if that was a wicca/wiccan spell.

Yes, I think that was a Wiccan who tried that.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:29 am

DoNotDelete wrote:Was it a wiccan who...

...put her period blood in her boyfriend's pizza as part of a spell that would make him love her forever?

I guess that's how Bella got Edward Cullen.