AWKWARD ZOMBIE

shazza wrote:I was going pick up Tuxedo Mask and almost ran over a turtle in the road. So I slammed on my brakes and put my flashers on and rustled off everyone behind me to go rescue this turtle out of the middle of a very busy main road...to find someone had already hit it and crushed half of its shell :c Most of its organs were exposed and oozing out and djgnksjg poor thing. I moved him into the grass but I knew he was gonna die anyway. I felt awful. Then mad that this foot-long turtle (note: that's not very small,) got crushed by a car that didn't bother to at least slow down and avoid it.

;_;

Something similar to that happened to me. It was a busy road, and this turtle couldn't get back over the curb, luckily nobody had hit it, but nobody had stopped to help it either. So I got out and luckily we were near a ditch that I know a lot of turtles live in, so I was able to put it back.

Sorry about your turtle though. ;_;

people are pretty ridiculous

So me and some buddies, a guy and two girls, were on the bus after school and I decided to play this shitty rouguelike I downloaded for my phone.

It's hilarious because the combat just seems to be complete bullshit so the game is really hard.

Then one of the girls was like "you guys are so sad, whenever you have nothing to do you always play games on your phones you are such nerds"

OH REALLY

SO WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO DO

INSTEAD OF SITTING AND BEING BORED

I DO SOMETHING FUN?

I AM SUCH A LOSER

She so wants your sex, princess brothel.

And obviously you'd want to talk to such a dee-light-ful young lady.


I find what you've been saying kind of worrying, Lyra.

That kind of abuse is unacceptable in any circumstance.

God dommit Fronk I specifically picked this hard drive because it was the only 500gig one that didn't have bloody autobackup software...

AND IT HAS AUTOBACKUP SOFTWARE.



If it doesn't go away after this wipe I'm going to be some rustled off.

oh my god lyra i totally understand what's going on
same thing happens to me
but it's this tiny asian girl who thinks acting like a seven year old is funny and acting like some emo-goth kid is cool. I think I smiled inside when she said "I'm not goth!".

also she demands me to draw her things
i'd imagine the annoying stuff your friend is doing is for a reward, here it's your face changing expression. If you can be an emotionless block while slapdickery happens then I congratulate you.

Seriously get a teacher, those types think they can push you around any time, but they are pretty terrified of the teachers in a one-on-one confrontation. It's going good for me, so far no "harassment" and the only bothersome thing she does is pull on my arms in P.E. because of a joke I made a while ago.

Is she the clingy type?


EDIT: more rage

...mmmmmaybe I shouldn't have left that in the fridge

pretty rustled because when i'm playing games on steam the sound suddenly turns off! there's no reason! when i exit the game and check the volume it's at a normal level :/

i can't play l4d like i want because i can't hear any daisies infected >:C

i was hungry so i went to make breakfast pizza
put it in the microwave, walk out, walk back in a few seconds later
realize i blew a fuse
remember my dad told me to turn the ac off before i microwave something
FUUUUUUU-

then i go downstairs to fix it and the box won't budge at all, so i pound on it angrily and it didn't hurt at first
NOW IT DOES.

i am the master of thinking things through

lyrasen wrote: i am the master of thinking things through

I have a wallpaper just for you

sad face

also i got it open
...evidently you had to push it in then pull on it

/headdesk

lyrasen wrote:i was hungry so i went to make breakfast pizza
put it in the microwave, walk out, walk back in a few seconds later
realize i blew a fuse
remember my dad told me to turn the ac off before i microwave something
FUUUUUUU-

then i go downstairs to fix it and the box won't budge at all, so i pound on it angrily and it didn't hurt at first
NOW IT DOES.

i am the master of thinking things through

At school, I used the microwave with a foam tray. then all the little warning lights turned on in the microwave. opened the door to find poisionus gas. FUMES, FUMES EVERYWHERE.

My parents are negative fucks and I'm tired of listening to them bitch.

ARGH LOVEBUGS
LOVEBUGS EVERYWHERE
ALL OVER MY PORCH
FFFFFUUUUUUCK why did they have to come back it was so nice for them to be gone. ;_;

nooooooooooooo I'm all out of Ritz crackers ;A;