Things that piss you off

Post by **Riku** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:10 pm

So I coughed up some more cheddar for a college book that I didn't even know I needed before. The really unfortunate thing is that was what I was planning to save for gasoline and Christmas presents (not necessarily at the same time).

Gee, it's too bad that I don't have a CEO mom who could more than pay for my school expenses since she wouldn't let me get a regular job even if my schedule allowed it..OH WAIT.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:10 am

Went to bed at 2pm because I was a bit sleepy. I wake up which was probably around 6pm, but fell asleep again. Next time I woke up again, I stayed in bed some longer and when I finally got out of it, it was 1:45 am.
Counterfixing sleeping schedule with 11 hours of sleep huzza

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:44 am

No screw you just because it's your fucking birthday doesn't mean you can do whatever the hell you want in my room no I will not wait a minute get the hell out and oh great all of my stuff in Photoshop is gone and so is the person I was talking to

You fucking bitch

HisanTakura · Post by **HisanTakura** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:48 am

Stupid fucking laptop always turns off instantly whenever the cord is unplugged and always takes forever to load. Also it freaking froze when it tried to load an everymanHYBRID video. WHAT. THE. HELL. Never installs updates for they are always failing, and somehow, a bunch of data in my del/system32 folder disappeared so now I cant even open some programs.

Piece of shit.

Cibernadie · Post by **Cibernadie** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:56 am

my exam will take about 50 hours to finish rendering. the deadline is in 10.
Anyone has an ocarina around or something?

Dragoon · Post by **Dragoon** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:21 am

Cibernadie wrote:my exam will take about 50 hours to finish rendering. the deadline is in 10.
Anyone has an ocarina around or something?

Down C, A, Left C, Down C, A, Left C.

There you go, time is slowed down.
Also

A, Down C, A, Right C, Down C, A

Now you're trapped in a desert

Stranaton · Post by **Stranaton** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:25 am

I can see an old spice parody from that.

Also,walking home from the train station (about two miles) with only a survival knife. It was pitch black save for the moon.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:27 am

Stranaton wrote:Also,walking home from the train station (about two miles) with only a survival knife. It was pitch black save for the moon.

This is the situation where you earn those hairs on your chest.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:28 am

Dragoon778 wrote: Down C, A, Left C, Down C, A, Left C.

There you go, time is slowed down.
Also

A, Down C, A, Right C, Down C, A

Now you're trapped in a desert

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT STEALING MY OCARINA

IMMA STUFF YOU INTO A BOTTLE AND TOSS YOU INTO LAKE HYLIA.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:21 am

Coriserai wrote:IMMA STUFF YOU INTO A BOTTLE AND TOSS YOU INTO LAKE HYLIA.

While you're down there, make sure you tell Ruto Link loves her and wants to have many creepy human fish babies.

Dragoon · Post by **Dragoon** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:32 am

[Citation Needed] wrote: While you're down there, make sure you tell Ruto Link loves her and wants to have many creepy human fish babies.

Ruto says they already have.

Post by **Riku** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:35 am

You know, Mom, when you want me to stop somewhere while driving, it's generally a good idea to tell me BEFORE I MISS THE TURN.
Not start yelling at me because I couldn't read your mind that you wanted to pick up laundry detergent. How did you even know that we were out?

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:36 am

Dragoon778 wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote: While you're down there, make sure you tell Ruto Link loves her and wants to have many creepy human fish babies.
Ruto says they already have.
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"We'll" is "we will" which means "in the future". "Already have" means they have had them in the past.

Winchester · Post by **Winchester** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:59 am

>Reads news article on Yahoo having to do with the Titanic
>Looks at comments
>Trolls, trolls everywhere
>My face

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:06 am

Prof. Winchester wrote:>Reads news article on Yahoo having to do with the Titanic
>Looks at comments
>Trolls, trolls everywhere

Assuming this is the same story, this comment is my favorite:

Silly silly writers. Everyone knows that the Titanic is secretly a submarine, it is piloted by Captain Nemo's staff, he is currently in stasis, waiting for the day he can wreak havok on the land governments by launching his SLBM's that time-traveling British Leprechaun Nuclear Physicists gave him. Duh.

About the other commenters, though...

It would appear that the sinking of the Titanic was either
A.) Obama's fault, or
B.) God's fault. Unfortunately striking an iceberg falls under "acts of God" and therefore insurance companies may or may not give you cheddar depending on the terms of your contract and how they wish to interpret those terms at the time you try and get cheddar from them.