AWKWARD ZOMBIE

TVTropes is a waste of a fucking site.

Linking to a trope does not make you witty or intelligent. It makes you seem stupid and like you can't explain things yourself.

I have to wait till friday to start highschool but all my friends started today and I'm so goddamn bored which is why I'm on here I mean what else is this site useful for bgfjkewhrawrjehbmfwkgefsr




I need a hobby.

Everything gaaaaaaaaaaaah

I'm still rather butthurt about Dark taking away my avatar "privileges", I mean, I put it back to it's previous one, instead of the massive sniper, but whatever, it doesn't actually matter.

Fooflyer wrote:I'm still rather butthurt about Dark taking away my avatar "privileges", I mean, I put it back to it's previous one, instead of the massive sniper, but whatever, it doesn't actually matter.

Why the hell would your avatar privileges be taken away? Did you put porn on it?

Myk wrote:

Fooflyer wrote:I'm still rather butthurt about Dark taking away my avatar "privileges", I mean, I put it back to it's previous one, instead of the massive sniper, but whatever, it doesn't actually matter.

Why the hell would your avatar privileges be taken away? Did you put porn on it?

Previously it's been because they were being a dumbass. Dunno if Fooflyer was or not.

I put in a massive avatar as a joke, Dark didn't find it funny.

Fooflyer wrote:I put in a massive avatar as a joke, Dark didn't find it funny.

Well, massive avatars do cause these sort of things to happen as punishment.

You'll get it back, but hopefully next time you'll remember that making asinine jokes isn't funny.

"I don't like this topic." "I do not care about this." "I don't need to learn about this." "It's hard for me to do this."
We all thought (and think) that about some topics in school. But we always just keep on doing the stuff they tell us to, we keep "learning".
But I just can't stand maths. This is far beyond the normal lazyness or apathy level. I just can't pull myself together and gather enough willpower to do maths. This is quite serious, and has an impact on my grades.

oh fiddlesticks i broke my headphones yet again, silly me

People who try and defend Twilight as a well written story.

...

Edward is supposed to be something like 300 years old, but the only indicator of this is his unusually large vocabulary and schoolbook knowledge. Otherwise, he is completely immature, irrational, and acts like a freaking 12 year old.

Even for a variation on a monster species, the traits the Author gave her version of vampires, would be more adequately suited to a type of zombie. Freaking necrophiliacs.

Bella is a complete and utter moron. Probably the best example is how she asks Edward to bite her and turn her into a vampire... IN THE MIDDLE OF PROM. Oh yeah, like we haven't established that being turned into a vampire sends a person into seizures. NOTHING SAYS ROMANCE LIKE GOING INTO A SEIZURE IN THE MIDDLE OF PROM!

Somehow within 3 weeks of moving back to a town that she hadn't lived in since first grade, Bella is magically the most popular girl in the entire school.

This is a story where the secondary characters, such as Jacob, and the evil vampires, had more character depth than the main characters... And that's not saying much.

After Bella nearly dies from a vampire attack, nobody questions the bite marks on her, and all except the very weak coverup by saying she fell down stairs and out a window... That scene also lead to the most lulzy line in the movie...
Edward: I nearly killed you. You have to go to Jacksonville so I can't hurt you anymore
Bella: No! No! What are you talking about! Don't!
Edward: I know, I'm not going to leave you, I'm here. I'm not going to go, I'm never going to leave you.
WHAT THE HELL! Talk about plot whiplash! I'm pretty sure that is the quickest any conflict has ever been "solved" in the history of writing.

Oh, and don't get me started on how Edward has all the traits of a future abusive husband. Real world calling... Edward is the type of guy who is going to be beating the shit outta Bella later in life if they get married.

Fuck. The only good scene in the movie was the damned Baseball scene, which somehow managed to be fairly badass inside this massive pile of shit. The problem? It only served to show by comparison how wretched the majority of the movie was.

/nerdrage

Karilyn wrote:Fuck. The only good scene in the movie was the damned Baseball scene, which somehow managed to be fairly badass inside this massive pile of shit. The problem? It only served to show by comparison how wretched the majority of the movie was.

Thank you for that, Mond. xD I've gotta read this comic now.

Labor Day weekend through me off track and now I have three essays piled up at my desk and a full chapter of Humanities to read as well. D: Is it pissy if I just lament, or do I have to post [/rage] afterwards?