Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol

[ZombiePhoenix]

A hammer on a rope!
A laser sited wooden chair
A SPOON!!!

Dig a hole in the ground and put spikes trap.

Lego bricks on the floor trap as I know how painful it can be to step on barefoot!

A gigantic human size mouse trap LOL

A bicycle with a massive spear duck taped to it to impale the zombie.

A piece of wood with nails sticking out to throw at the Zombie

NINJA STARS! >:D!

Zombie Turtles! :O hard to get them when they hide in their shell!

Im laughing typing this.

Will add more when I can think of any fun little thread xD

Oh and throwing my shoe at them! >:D!

[Blitz Walrus]

I've always been fond of shovels after watching Day of the Dead.

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[ZombiePhoenix]

Thank you! :DDD

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I'm personally a fan of cricket bats.

[Vax]

I reason with the zombies and then make love with them and that is how I procreate.

Do not damage them please.

[Toddv1997]

The Sharknado's guy's wife chainsaw hand please.

[Rinoko]

Everyone always tells me that a sledgehammer is a terribly impractical zombie killing weapon, but we all just accept that the best weapon in Dead Rising is a mannequin, so fuck the haters.

[Airra]

My aunt has been giving me a collection of swords and sharp stuff that will see much use in the zombie apocalypse.

For something a bit less straight-forward, a truck with a few lawnmowers bolted to all the sides would be particularly effective. Have someone in the back with the claymore to swing it at whatever is just outside of lawnmower range.

[Toddv1997]

No wait that alt to the Saints Row 3 Street Sweeper!

[Curly Tale]

I've never heard of zombies attacking animals, so I would train a pack/herd of elephants and dogs to attack them.

[Airra]

You would be highly upset with the Walking Dead.

[YCobb]

only my fists can protect me

[Lordy]

I... don't have much weaponry where I live. Best I could do realistically would be bludgeoning them with lightweight furniture.

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I... don't have much weaponry where I live. Best I could do realistically would be bludgeoning them with lightweight furniture.

realistically speaking, I would barricade myself in my room and cry myself to death

[Airra]

I have my super level-headed brother. He'd keep me sane long enough to adjust.

He's always good at helping me through things.