I... I don't know where else to post this.
SHORT STORY OF WALL-E AND EVA

Oh, why hello there! You look like a nice couple of bots, how's it going?

AH! I see, in love, are we?

UH OH! Looks like someone is falling apart!

How embarrasing

Erk... Looks like a new guy has Eva's attention. Poor Wall-e...

What's this? Sneaking up on the new guy? For what purpose, Wall-e?
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS

Caught, you murderous jealous machine of shame.

And this is how it ends, how come plays are always so different from the movies.
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It's almost 5 am, shut up. (works late, 2am late)