AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This thread will be for posting links to ongoing quest threads. (Is this against the rules?)

Bear Waifu Quest

I like this one, but it's on the tenth installment. Whatever.
Paladin of Joy Quest 10
Paladin of Joy Quest 10.5

Here's a quest about a delinquent being forced to work as a slave for all the school's clubs, and also she hits on chicks left and right like some sort of lesbian Johnny Bravo.

High School Helper Quest 4

You do know that 4chan threads 404 eventually right

we all 404, in time

like dust in the wind

Three Kingdoms Quest Part 10
So during this battle against Yuan Shu's forces, we have to prove the might of our relatively small army to Liu Biao's forces, who will think that we owe a debt to them if we fare poorly and win only because of their reinforcements. Sun Ce will be an officer of the opposing side in this battle, so we should take him out as soon as we can before he can become a threat to us. After the battle, if we were really badass in it, we should ask Lu Lingqi to become our wife (she digs badass warriors). With her hand in ours, we are successfully integrated into in the line of succession for Lu Bu's lands and forces. Lu Lingqi is his second daughter, and the first daughter was married off to the second son of Liu Biao, so we have to send assassins after them and/or their children. Also, it would be best if Diao Chan were to develop a sudden case of either infertility or deadness before she pop out a Lu Bu 2. Or we could assassinate her baby if it's a boy. Whatever the case, we're framing Cao Cao for hiring the assassins.

EDIT: Aw shit, Sun Ce just became a rival of ours, or we became a rival of his. This quest is awesome.

High School Helper Quest 5
In this thread, we're helping out the Student Council by beating up some fuckin' NEEERRRRDSSS who won't shut up about Sailor Neptune.

A game of "Truth or Dare?" has our half-angel protagonist shedding more than just her feathers.
Paladin of Joy Quest 12
Paladin of Joy Quest 12.5

Three Kingdoms Quest Part 11
GAN NING GET!

Hmm, I wonder what I should do when a Quest suddenly has a sex scene going on like in that last one. Oh well, that last one happened after I went to sleep anyhow. Not my problem.

High School Helper Quest 9