Quest Threads Thread

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Khornette Quest #11
In the SPACE HULK, Cinder, Acerea, and Iggy have found a bitchin' sweet new space ship that looks really cool. However, it's got a bunch of aliens called "Rak'gols" inside. Can they provide Cinder with a decent challenge!?

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Khornette Quest #12
Aboard the Obscenity Engine, Cinder, Ignitrix, and Acerea must take down the ship's hostile Machine Spirit, but to do that, they have to deal with WACKY ZERO-G SHENANNIGANS. Also, Rak'gols, and the warp's acting wonky for some reason.

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Khornette Quest #13
Rak'gols and Blood Ravens and Tyranids, oh my~!

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SPACE MONKEYS QUEST
Cute saiyans doing cute genocides.

Khornette Quest #14
THIS SPACE HULK IS ABOUT TO IMPLODE.

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Khornette Quest #15
Cinder's got a bunch of Tyranids, some Blood Ravens, a new tank with A.I., and the Obscenity Engine all from exploring a Space Hulk. Personally, I thought she was only going to find some useless garbage, so this is nice surprise. Also, she got promoted from a herald into a BLOODTHIRSTER!

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And now, it's time for a very special episode of Kabbalah Quest.

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Oh yeah, WARNING: Kabbalah Quest is definitely NOT for those below the age of 17, and is probably not for those aged 17 and above.

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On an all new episode of Kabbalah Quest, Punch is fighting the dreaded Hamburgia, Queen of Demonburgers, in a contest of CONSUMPTION. Will Punch be able to save the world from getting deviled like her favorite kind of eggs? Read more to find out!
(EXTREMELY NSFW 17+)

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This week on Kabbalah Quest: Shortsmash has finally made his way into NEW HEAVEN's throne room, and must face down the HEAVENLY SIX before they can spread CHRISTIANITY and AMERICA to the rest of the world!
(DON'T READ IF YOU AREN'T AS OLD AS SEVENTEEN! ALSO, IF YOU ARE AT WORK. IT IS EXTREMELY NSFW 17+)

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IT'S TIME FOR KABBALAH QUEST~! Will Felicity and her brother Bigg be able to save the farm from being invaded by an army of demons led by the dreaded Bubzi?
(don't read if you're underage or if others are around you currently, it has smutty bits in it)

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On tonight's Kabbalah Quest, Felicia has successfully purged these United States of Texas free of foreign invaders, but must now fend off the horde of demonic invaders. Luckily, killing those foreigners gave her some (heavily damaged) MECHAS! Also, where's her brother?
(It's probably going to contain lots of obscene and explicit material, so if you're not at least seventeen years old or liable to get fired for reading this at work, heads up!)

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Khornette Quest #16
Cinder embarks with her friend Acerea the Plagurbearer and Sytili the Zoanthrope on a journey to corrupt some Eldar to Chaos!

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Previously on Kabbalah Quest, Yumi has infiltrated the New Tenochtitlan military and launched a counter-offensive against Juarez's demon horde. However, her story has been put on hold because her writer went to sleep. For now though, Lisa the eleven-year-old is going on a big adventure!
(The Main Character's 11 so I think it's safe for now, but she might get eaten, so maybe it could get mature later on. NSFW 17+ warning just in case the main character dies or switches back to Yumi.)

EDIT: Link removed, shit got weird.

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On today's Kabbalah Quest, Lisa's big brother Jonny has been stranded in the wilderness. In order to survive, he must do whatever it takes, like chasing down animals, bashing them to death with a stone, and feeding on their warm carcasses.
(NSFW 17+)