Quest Threads Thread

[Barabba]

I mean, when I hear "Dakimakura," sex with women isn't what I think of. Like, dakimakuras are for men who aren't getting any. Now if the quest was titled something along the lines of "Fuck Quest" or "Blatant Fetish Quest," then yeah, I wouldn't link those here.

Three Kingdoms Quest Part 12

[Barabba]

Three Kingdoms Quest Part 13
We take our girlfriend with us on a police raid and kick booty.

[Barabba]

Khornette Quest #4
Rated 17+ for Blood, Skulls, and Galaxy Burning. Also, a gross daemon of Nurgle.

[Barabba]

Khornette Quest #5
Cinder's enjoying a nice bloodbath when suddenly she gets a message over the comms saying that a Space Marine vessel wants to talk to the Inquisitor whose heart she kept as a memento until she could sacrifice it. What crazy hijinks will Cinder and Co. get into this time as she tries to not get blown to pieces by a Battle Barge?

Three Kingdoms Quest Part 15
Sun Ce is kicking our asses in naval combat! And any plans of getting him to defect to our side have gone down the toilet ever since we 420-no-scoped that forgettable general uncle of his with a spear through the heart. We've either got to get good at boat warfare or take Sun Ce's head before this endeavor proves too costly for our forces.

[Barabba]

Khornette Quest #6
After defeating a Grey Knight in solo combat, Cinder had a telepathic conversation with one who saw her defy fate, and requested that she open up the warp portal so they could come into this world. With a blue, feathered girl on her side that can use her head for both planning and magic, will Cinder and her friend Acerea, the Plaguebearer be able to save the planet from Exterminatus (so they can corrupt it some more)?

[Barabba]

Paladin of Joy Quest 18
Our paladin protagonist questions whether or not she should use her Death Ray to kill the Demon Lord now or kill two Demon Lords later.

[Barabba]

Three Kingdoms Quest Part 16
We must pursue Sun Ce's forces but keep on the lookout for any surprise attacks.

[Barabba]

Khornette Quest #7
After being promoted to a herald of Khorne for taking out two Grey Knights with impressive displays of martial skill and prowess, Cinder and her friends the plaguebearer and the birdbrain must fight 10 more!

[Barabba]

Khornette Quest #8
BATH EPISODE!

[Barabba]

Lady of Change Oneshot Quest

The tale of how Cinder's friend, Feather-tits, became a Lady of Change!

[Barabba]

Three Kingdoms Quest Part 17
What are we gonna do now that our one true love, Sun Bofu, has perished?

[Barabba]

Khornette Quest #9
Now that Cinder, Acerea, and Iggy have defeated all 8 of the Grey Knights wait a minute, weren't there 10? the Galaxy is ripe for the spreading of Chaos! Except for Slaaneshi Chaos. Fuck those guys. NOT IN THAT WAY!

[Barabba]

Khornette Quest #10
Cinder is not entertained with this gladiatorial combat.

[Barabba]

Sibling Love Quest One-Shot
Eh, no one looks at the Quest Threads Thread Threads anyway.

[Barabba]

THE BIG BUDGET SEQUEL!
While navigating the Slayer of Raptors and the Faithful Inferno through the Warp, Iggy the Change Lady has found a Space Hulk! This is the perfect opportunity for Cinder and co. to stretch their legs and find cool shit. BUT JUST WHAT DARK SECRETS LIE IN WAIT ABOARD THE SPACE HULK? OOWOOOoooooOoo!