AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Paige, I assume that you are a witch together with your two sisters.

Trygve wrote:Paige, I assume that you are a witch together with your two sisters.

Paige must be charmed to meet us.

In the sky, a shadowy figure can be seen. It is getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and you almost wonder if it could fall to Earth. Now that it's larger, you can see that the shape is humanoid, fixated in a heroic stance. "Hah," you say, "It's almost as if a superhero is about to land on m-"

IT'S ANTIPUN MAN! DEFENDER OF PLAIN PROSE AND GOOD JOKES!

"NOT THIS TIME," Antipun Man says in his all-caps voice. He throws the human known as FatOldRobot far, far away to where he can not be seen anymore. Every denizen of Earth cheers. Antipun Man has saved the day again! He flies off towards his natural home, the Sun, yet again, and vows to the Solar System, "TO EVERY BAD PUN THERE IS AN ANSWER. THAT ANSWER IS ME. I WILL COME WHERE THERE IS A BAD PUN IN SIGHT! I WILL EXTINGUISH IT, AND IT WILL BE NO MORE! AND IT IS IN THIS WAY ONLY THAT WE CAN ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE!!!!!!!"

"Wow!" you exclaim. "I guess you could say that Antipun Man chucked the evil right outta h-"

tl;dr no more bad puns

I have yet to see a bad pun.

I could say that the decision was proactive. After all, after every good pun is a bad one waiting to be said. But that might be cheating.

Trygve wrote:Paige, I assume that you are a witch together with your two sisters.

...what?

Also. Introductions suck. I had a decent one made but DN distracted me and then crashed my browser. F!shing sucks.

paigextwo wrote:

Traumatized wrote:Paige, I assume that you are a witch together with your two sisters.

...what?

Also. Introductions suck. I had a decent one made but DN distracted me and then crashed my browser. F!shing sucks.

Yup yup

Hello forum, and all who inhabit it.

I think your Barry avatar just tried to hypnotize me.

NDividedByZero wrote:I think your Barry avatar just tried to hypnotize me.

It tends to have that effect on people.

Including me.

I never got around making an introduction when I joined, so as my 100th post, here it is.

I'm a sociophobic, 18 years old French-Canadian nerd. I'm currently doing my second and hopefully last year of college in Pure Sciences, which means I'll almost certainly go to university next year. Except I don't like science that much; math is much more fun as long as it isn't statistics. The counselor at my high school told me to aim for architecture, but I really don't know.

My hobbies include procrastinating and looking for ways to procrastinate more.

I like politics, classical literature (mostly french, but I have read some english and german pieces), and learning about other cultures. My favorite music group is currently Gjallarhorn, a (mostly) swedish-speaking traditional finnish band, but I also like oldies (Beatles and other stuff from the 60's), world and classical music. I don't think I'll ever travel, but my absolute dream would be to visit Scandinavia. I pretend to learn swedish for a little more than a year now but I really don't put enough effort in it.

I have always been atheist and recently found out I am also socialist, but I do my best to keep an open mind.

That pretty much sums it up... If you want to know anything else, just ask.

tl;dr communist nazi hippie self-loathing godless frenchie who likes math and can't speak english properly

Obnosim wrote:Math is much more fun as long as it isn't statistics.

I read this much and you had me sold.

Hello everyone! I'm Mister Frodo, I'm a college student, and I like to write music, write words, and play video games. I've read Awkward Zombie for a long while, and I've lurked in this forum for a shorter while, mainly looking at comic edits (though I've heard saying "long-time lurker, first-time poster" is code for "I'm a noob and just want to appear experienced," so if that's the case, feel free to treat me as a noob, I pretty much am one XD). I really enjoyed the threads I've read here, so I thought I'd make an account so I could participate in them, and hopefully not annoy anyone. XD And also put XD after everything I say. XD It's a living. XD It's great to meet you all, and I hope you have a wonderful day! =D

Mister Frodo wrote:XD XD XD XD XD =D

One of these are not like the other~

Please stop with the XDs