AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I-I'd be moderating too guys

But I'm

I'm on vacation

s-sorry

too busy playin some b ball outside of the school

How bad is it on a scale of "Huge Black Man" to "Albino" that I suck intensely at basketball but I'm a 6'4" negro.

man you are like

the worst black guy ever

go take some lessons or some shit

watch Rush Hour a few more times

I already knew I was the worst black man you didn't need to tell me man.

I blame my white people family.

I expect that to be you within the week

I'm tryin man I'm tryin

But uh

I think I might have taken a step backwards when I was out yesterday and bought a pair of light blue headphones

you are a perpetual disappointment

I have, at this precise moment, 24 cans of grape soda next to my computer, and I am as pale and alabaster as an Elizabethan aristocrat

W-Well I have a bunch of grape soda back at home...if that counts

But I prefer orange

Vaxidd you are such an oreo

delicious~

The only solution is to pull a clockwork orange and make you watch hundreds of hours of blaxploitation films.

Then, and only then, can you reach your true potential.

Wait will that mean I'll want to vomit any time I think white people thoughts or...wear sweater vests?

Holy shit I don't think I can do that

Vax whatever you do, don't watch weeks worth of BET in an attempt to change

I don't want to lose you to the depths of less-than-mediocre racial programming :c

Well, Hi. I'm new here after bein told this is a pretty cool place.