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[Vax]

I-I'd be moderating too guys

But I'm

I'm on vacation

s-sorry

[Spoony]

too busy playin some b ball outside of the school

[Vax]

How bad is it on a scale of "Huge Black Man" to "Albino" that I suck intensely at basketball but I'm a 6'4" negro.

[Spoony]

man you are like

the worst black guy ever

go take some lessons or some shit

watch Rush Hour a few more times

[Vax]

I already knew I was the worst black man you didn't need to tell me man.

I blame my white people family.

[Spoony]

I expect that to be you within the week

[Vax]

I'm tryin man I'm tryin

But uh

I think I might have taken a step backwards when I was out yesterday and bought a pair of light blue headphones

[Spoony]

you are a perpetual disappointment

I have, at this precise moment, 24 cans of grape soda next to my computer, and I am as pale and alabaster as an Elizabethan aristocrat

[Vax]

W-Well I have a bunch of grape soda back at home...if that counts

But I prefer orange

[Spoony]

Only the weird kids drink Fanta

[Firestorm]

Vaxidd you are such an oreo

delicious~

[Superior Bacon]

The only solution is to pull a clockwork orange and make you watch hundreds of hours of blaxploitation films.

Then, and only then, can you reach your true potential.

[Vax]

Wait will that mean I'll want to vomit any time I think white people thoughts or...wear sweater vests?

Holy shit I don't think I can do that

[Firestorm]

Vax whatever you do, don't watch weeks worth of BET in an attempt to change

I don't want to lose you to the depths of less-than-mediocre racial programming :c

[Wulffrik]

Well, Hi. I'm new here after bein told this is a pretty cool place.