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Thankee! Hmm, I wonder if I could put the Wilhelm Scream Button into my signature.

Don't you dare lurking Look at those glorious 10.71 posts per day (though it will be more after that post) or if you want to orgasm look at [Citation Needed] though the reason for your orgasm might vary. Also people here say you shouldn't hug anyone. Especially Dragoon. He is a stalker.

D-vid wrote:Don't you dare lurking Look at those glorious 10.71 posts per day (though it will be more after that post) or if you want to orgasm look at [Citation Needed] though the reason for your orgasm might vary. Also people here say you shouldn't hug anyone. Especially Dragoon. He is a stalker.

Er, what? Was that directed at me?

For your information, I need absolutely no reason to orgasm. I orgasm on command.

Yes that was for you. Also hi and welcome to AZ. Orgasming on command sounds convenient.

I welcome all new members!

Especially those who have Beatles signatures!

D-vid wrote:Don't you dare lurking Look at those glorious 10.71 posts per day (though it will be more after that post) or if you want to orgasm look at [Citation Needed] though the reason for your orgasm might vary. Also people here say you shouldn't hug anyone. Especially Dragoon. He is a stalker.

I really don't get this post.

Yeah, I was super confused.

Then my mission was accomplished.

actually, I already commented more than once on my inability to understand how some people make accounts on forums and then never post anything ever. And then I just said stupid stuff about posts per day and that someone who observes your posts per day might get an orgasm and then I continued the trend of telling people to not hug anyone for whatever reasons someone started that. Man having to explain my posts isn't fun. I should try and be more coherent. This text is tiny for no reason.

D-vid wrote:Then my mission was accomplished.

actually, I already commented more than once on my inability to understand how some people make accounts on forums and then never post anything ever. And then I just said stupid stuff about posts per day and that someone who observes your posts per day might get an orgasm and then I continued the trend of telling people to not hug anyone for whatever reasons someone started that. Man having to explain my posts isn't fun. I should try and be more coherent. This text is tiny for no reason.

Now it's huge for a reason.

My monocle. It is falling out in shock.

Most people hate tiny text because its hard to read.

D-vid wrote:Also people here say you shouldn't hug anyone. Especially Dragoon. He is a stalker.

Hey. I only stalk 1 person at a time and right now Bunyip is my victim. Thank you.

Merlin wrote:Okay what happened to my post about tiny text.

If I see tiny text, I will edit your post to include huge text.

Tiny text is pretentious.

Ah, Merlin.

Operation Awesome wrote:I welcome all new members!

Especially those who have Beatles signatures!

As do I

eeeeeeeeeeeee is that gif from "A Hard Day's Night" :'D

I warned you bro. I told you about that Chloe!