AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hi, I am Tirinz dath kgnit.

Hi, I'm Chrono Crow. I'm woefully underwhelming.

Hi! This is Xeraphem, here to spread the good news of Apocalypse. All lines are currently busy at the moment, so please hold. Your call is very important to us. Please relax to the sound of innocent beings being maliciously beaten to death with their own internal organs! Again, your call is very important to us, please hold. An operator, or Xeraphem himself, will be with you shortly.

you are all dead

Hi Im TheOtherMC, where do you want this package?

EDIT: The package isnt a parcel.

The package is my penis

Hi, I'm Palenque. I'm not really sure what you would know me for. Some would probably say my various sprite creations, but people may know me for other reasons. Or, you know, no reason at all.

Bonjour, je me nomme Tabarnaco et je parle une langue étrangère.

Hello, when you least expect it, I'm Escargotage the photographer!

Escargotage wrote:Hello, when you least expect it, I'm Escargotage the photographer!

Fuzzy pickles!

scebboaliwiw wrote:

Escargotage wrote:Hello, when you least expect it, I'm Escargotage the photographer!

Fuzzy pickles!

OH GOSH SCEBBY YOU ARE AWESOME

Speaking of games

Have you ever heard of Baten Kaitos? It's what I'm playing now.

Hi, I'm Kalekemo and I never know when to leave well enough alone

Hi, Firestorm again. Whoever posts next gets the 300th page get. You're welcome.

Why is everyone introducing themselves

Hi, I'm Operation Awesome.

I'm not important at all.

Hi, I'm a furfag.