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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:18 pm
by Captain Narwhal
Null wrote:Captain Narwhal wrote:Huh. I didn't even realize there was an introduction thread.
*doffs his hat* Hello there. I am Captain Narwhal. I enjoy long walks on the beach and delicious food. I am a very snazzy narwhal, as can be noted by by top hat, monocle, and cane.
I think I killed one of your friends. I hope we can put that behind us.
That depends entirely on which "friend" you killed. How long would you say his horn-like appendage was?
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:23 pm
by Null
Captain Narwhal wrote:Null wrote:Captain Narwhal wrote:Huh. I didn't even realize there was an introduction thread.
*doffs his hat* Hello there. I am Captain Narwhal. I enjoy long walks on the beach and delicious food. I am a very snazzy narwhal, as can be noted by by top hat, monocle, and cane.
I think I killed one of your friends. I hope we can put that behind us.
That depends entirely on which "friend" you killed. How long would you say his horn-like appendage was?
It was pretty long. He also had an eye-patch.
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:42 pm
by Captain Narwhal
Null wrote:Captain Narwhal wrote:Null wrote:
I think I killed one of your friends. I hope we can put that behind us.
That depends entirely on which "friend" you killed. How long would you say his horn-like appendage was?
It was pretty long. He also had an eye-patch.
Oh, that was just Gerald. No one liked him anyway.
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:34 am
by Riku
Nice to make your accquaintance, sir.
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:38 am
by Alexandy13
Please pay no attention to the clubs some of us carry around, we only use them when you screw up.
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:41 am
by Snarf
Or make a thread within your first 1000 posts
Or change the current subject of a post
Or try to defend your position
Or try to get along with us
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:35 am
by Superior Bacon
C'mon Snarf, we're not that.
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:05 am
by Paranoid Android
No. He's right. It's sad but true.
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:29 pm
by Squigzog
Yes, he is right.
We are a bit uptight.
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:07 pm
by Paranoid Android
Squigzog wrote:Yes, he is right.
We are a bit uptight.
Understatement
*dons monocle*
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:08 pm
by Squigzog
I was placing it gently.
*sips tea*
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:10 pm
by Null
Snarf wrote:Or make a thread within your first 1000 posts
I just realized I have been here for almost a year and I have not hit 1000 posts.
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:12 pm
by Shoolis
You're too cool for 1000 posts.
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:13 pm
by Paranoid Android
Psh. Only newfags have under 1000 posts. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:32 pm
by Squigzog
All of my posts are top quality.
ALL OF THEM.