IM Quote Thread.

[Tatzel]

[01:38:10] Lotharu: sex
[01:38:12] Syobon: ie duck sucking
[01:38:16] Syobon: daisies loth
[01:38:17] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: duck sucking
[01:38:23] Syobon: shit
[01:38:30] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: ~*you tried*~

[corsica]

[4:28:18 AM] Mister Fancypants: HAHAHAHA!
[4:28:24 AM] Mister Fancypants: FALLING RAIN IS NO MORE
[4:28:34 AM] Mister Fancypants: I HAVE VANQUESHED MY FOE
[4:28:38 AM] Mister Fancypants: AND HE SHALL FOE NO MORE
[4:28:50 AM] Mister Fancypants: HE WAS NOT STRONG ENOUGH
[4:28:59 AM] Mister Fancypants: WITH STRENGTH
[4:38:39 AM] Falconer Lombard: night
[4:38:47 AM] Mister Fancypants: Night

[Game Angel]

[7:51:02 PM] ZUNG: princess brothel i love you
[7:51:08 PM] ZUNG: c'mere you
[7:51:12 PM] ZUNG: give zung a hug
[7:51:17 PM] *** Cafall removed ZUNG from this conversation. ***
[7:51:28 PM] Hot, b ambitious: thanks I was about to myself
[7:51:28 PM] Yeili: [7:50 PM] Mister Fancypants:

<<< I should not be enjoying this sad display so much. that's what we all tell ourselves every day
[7:51:35 PM] Cafall: oh my bad
[7:51:43 PM] Cafall: i forgot you were a host as well
[7:51:50 PM] Hot, b ambitious: oh that sounded snappy
[7:51:52 PM] *** Cafall added ZUNG ***
[7:51:54 PM] Imperial Sorceress Soldier Malum: no
[7:51:57 PM] Imperial Sorceress Soldier Malum: shit
[7:51:57 PM] Cafall: here you have a turn
[7:52:02 PM] Imperial Sorceress Soldier Malum: everyone act natural he's back
[7:52:05 PM] *** Hot, b ambitious removed ZUNG from this conversation. ***
[7:52:14 PM] ZUNG: super rude, mal
[7:52:15 PM] *** Yeili added ZUNG ***
[7:52:17 PM] *** Yeili removed ZUNG from this conversation. ***
[7:52:20 PM] *** Yeili added ZUNG ***
[7:52:22 PM] *** Yeili removed ZUNG from this conversation. ***
[7:52:23 PM] ZUNG: jesus shit
[7:52:24 PM] *** Yeili added ZUNG ***
[7:52:26 PM] Imperial Sorceress Soldier Malum: pfff
[7:52:29 PM] *** Yeili removed ZUNG from this conversation. ***
[7:52:29 PM] Imperial Sorceress Soldier Malum: yes
[7:52:30 PM] *** Yeili added ZUNG ***
[7:52:34 PM] *** Yeili removed ZUNG from this conversation. ***
[7:52:35 PM] Hot, b ambitious: yeili stop have some restraint
[7:52:36 PM] *** Yeili added ZUNG ***

[corsica]

[11:55:01 PM] Mister Fancypants: Killing Hitler also makes for great foreplay.

[The Bouncer]

Spoony's troll story

[11:47:50 PM] Spoony: actually speaking of cripples and shit I have a good story
[11:48:04 PM] Yeili: oh god here we go
[11:48:11 PM] Stranaton: oh boy story time
[11:48:14 PM] Cafall: uh oh
[11:48:48 PM] Lolita: oh christ
[11:48:49 PM] Spoony: no no it's not about me disappointingly
[11:48:52 PM] Cafall: spoons if we listen to this are we liable as accomplices
[11:49:08 PM] Spoony: my brother's fiance works at like, a shared house for people with mental disabilities
[11:49:38 PM] Spoony: like, autisim and stuff, it's not a mental home or anything, they still work and shit, but they need a bit of help with day to day stuff so she does like nursing crap
[11:49:54 PM] Stranaton: WOAH HEY
CRIPPLE IMPLIES PHYSICAL DISABILITES
[11:50:02 PM] Stranaton: refund
[11:50:07 PM] Spoony: but one day this guy gets home like two hours late, covered in scars and dirt and shit and everybody's all like oh no
[11:50:08 PM] Stranaton: metascore 1.6
[11:50:19 PM] Spoony: he's all quiet and won't say anything so they just leave him be for a while
[11:50:29 PM] Spoony: then after dinner he finally opens up and says "I caught a troll today"
[11:50:36 PM] Yeili: oh
[11:50:40 PM] Yeili: continue.
[11:50:45 PM] Spoony: so they're all like, wtf does that mean
[11:50:54 PM] Spoony: says he saw it on the bus so he hopped off early when the troll did
[11:51:09 PM] Spoony: then it fought back a bit but he managed to catch it and tie it up
[11:51:25 PM] Cafall: oh dear
[11:51:27 PM] Spoony: so he takes them down to the basement and there's a midget down there that he's bound and gagged to a chair
[11:51:40 PM] Lolita: oh my god
[11:51:49 PM] Spoony: and he was just super pumped
[11:51:52 PM] Spoony: that he caught the troll
[11:52:00 PM] Lolita: oh MY GOD
[11:52:05 PM] Cafall: dang
[11:52:14 PM] Spoony: midget guy was fine in the end, didn't even press charges, but daisies
[11:52:19 PM] Stranaton: at least he actually saw somthing real and not in his imagination
[11:52:48 PM] Cafall: that's pretty good of him
[11:52:51 PM] Spoony: but man imagine if he hadn't told anybody
[11:52:56 PM] Spoony: just kept his troll a secret
[11:53:01 PM] Stranaton: oh god

[Nachalnik]

Kirsten ♥: i got a candy cane!
Kirsten ♥: yeah
Zeke <3: it's not christmas yet
Zeke <3: GAWD
Kirsten ♥: whatever i do what i want
Zeke <3: I only ever had a candy cane once
Zeke <3: And it was in the summer.
Kirsten ♥: i can't get the wrapper off
Zeke <3: They should call that candy cane
Zeke <3: a candy can't
Zeke <3: YEAHH
Kirsten ♥: fuck

Zeke <3: it's only gay if balls tough
Zeke <3: tough?
Zeke <3: It's only gay if you have macho-testies!

meet the love of my life az

[Kamak]

[6:32:18 AM] CLEVER JABBERER: we hve weird ideas about romance these days
[6:32:40 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "I want to make love next to you."
[6:32:59 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "Can you spare a cup of sugar?"
[6:33:08 AM] Luigi is Number 3: *mixing sounds*
[6:33:17 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "Oh god, it got on the mattress."
[6:33:21 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "NOW THE LOVE IS RUINED."
[6:33:33 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO MAKE LOVE IN THE KITCHEN?"
[6:33:36 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "WHY?"
[6:33:53 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "THESE LOVE STAINS WILL NEVER COME OUT."
[6:35:48 AM] CLEVER JABBERER: i just imagined cake batter everywhere in a bedroom
[6:36:29 AM] Luigi is Number 3: is that what my love is to you?

[Syobon]

Spoony's troll story

I've heard a story that was almost exactly like this, except the guy catching the troll was under influence instead of mentally handicapped.

[corsica]

[4:52:54 AM] Mathew Stone: goldblum is a
[4:52:57 AM] Mathew Stone: strange lookin dude
[4:53:02 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: he's attractive as hell
[4:53:21 AM] Mathew Stone: well I mean, I don't have a boner
[4:53:24 AM] Mathew Stone: maybe you do
[4:53:26 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: what
[4:53:30 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: do you know how girls work
[4:53:41 AM] Mathew Stone: a lady boner
[4:53:49 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i do not have a lady boner
[4:53:52 AM] Mathew Stone: an hourglass boner
[4:53:54 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: th
[4:53:54 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: h
[4:53:55 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: what
[4:53:56 AM] Mathew Stone: with curves and shit
[4:54:00 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: w h a t
[4:54:11 AM] Mathew Stone: child bearin testes

[YCobb]

Yorick: I want to crank elevatorstuck up on my sound system
Yorick: All the way to 31
Tayo: But
Tayo: Doesn't it only go to 30
Yorick: No it actually goes to 32 I think
Verom: the joke went into the fucking stratosphere

[Superior Bacon]

[1:31:49 PM] Mathew Stone: radiator length does not dictate faggot levels

[YCobb]

[4:29:57 AM] disappoint my parents-it Yorick the Hedgehog: Wj
[4:30:00 AM] Yiff-it Yorick the Hedgehog: Pkay
[4:30:03 AM] Yiff-it Yorick the Hedgehog: Alwe
[4:30:11 AM] Yiff-it Yorick the Hedgehog: GoodnightBSlew
[4:30:17 AM] Yiff-it Yorick the Hedgehog: !sleep!
[4:30:53 AM] Yiff-it Yorick the Hedgehog: Good mor song ofjt
[4:31:32 AM] Yiff-it Yorick the Hedgehog: Doonight
[4:31:39 AM] Yiff-it Yorick the Hedgehog: Sleep well <3
[4:31:45 AM] Yiff-it Yorick the Hedgehog: Don't stay up too late

I don't remember typing any of this.
Please take note of the time.

[Tetrunes]

<Brutal attack of confusion>

[Kamak]

[4:10:31 PM] alep: Tam, you're late.
[4:10:33 PM] alep: laaaate.
[4:11:27 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Oh daisies.
[4:11:33 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I hope I'm not pregnant again.
[4:11:52 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I'll just give the baby Alec's christmas presents.
[4:12:35 PM] alep: babbu.
[4:13:12 PM] Luigi is Number 3: You're not even mad?
[4:15:29 PM] alep: babbu
[4:15:41 PM] alep: it will be so pop flyin' with my presents, yes.
[4:15:46 PM] alep: pop flyin' babbu.
[4:17:33 PM] alep: abubububububu.
[4:18:18 PM] alep: .../maybe slight paternal instinct, perhaps.
[4:18:21 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I gave it a trip to the oven.
[4:18:25 PM] alep: ...
[4:18:30 PM] Luigi is Number 3: which was your gift.
[4:18:31 PM] alep: did it get cookies?
[4:18:39 PM] alep: were there cookies in the oven?
[4:18:41 PM] Luigi is Number 3: No, it got 400 degrees for 5 hours.
[4:18:58 PM] alep: ...i...i don't understan.

[Nachalnik]

Kirsten ♥: i saw a shirt online today and it was really, really cute but it looked really familiar at the same time
Kirsten ♥: it was stolen fanart
Kirsten ♥: by natazilla
Kirsten ♥: i don't know how you can steal a picture off the internet, put it on a shirt and then sell it
Kirsten ♥: it's a south korean company that are selling it as well
Kirsten ♥: so they probably thought no one would notice or something
Zeke <3: Probably yeah.
Zeke <3: I mean, look at all the "LOL RAGEFACE" shirts
Kirsten ♥: god yeah
Kirsten ♥: you reminded me
Kirsten ♥: a while ago i saw a five year old in a trollface shirt
Kirsten ♥: argh
Zeke <3: Oh nooooooooo
Zeke <3: Kirsten I'm very sad
Zeke <3: You ruined Christmas
Kirsten ♥: i knowwwwwwwwww
Kirsten ♥: im sorry