AWKWARD ZOMBIE

KDarkness: okay so
KDarkness: sort-of gf's name is Sara and i'm just going to refer to her by her name from now on
KDarkness: and the only reason i'm doing that
KDarkness: is so I can vent my frustration that the gift i'm trying to order sara for Christmas is sold on the website that sells it right now
KDarkness: *sold out
Placenta Juan: Dude bad dragon restocks all the time don't worry

[1:29:06 AM] Twerk-it Turbro: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25814931/MSPA-D ... dSpin.html
[1:29:12 AM] Twerk-it Turbro: Clearly I put my flash skills to good use
[1:29:45 AM] fluffy slut-cake: i was afraid it was going to be like your tumblr
[1:32:07 AM] Twerk-it Turbro: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25814931/MSPA-D ... IIIINB.swf
[1:33:45 AM] fluffy slut-cake: damnit turbo
[1:34:17 AM] Twerk-it Turbro: You're not going to wonder why I just had this
[1:34:19 AM] Twerk-it Turbro: prepared
[1:35:24 AM] fluffy slut-cake: your tumblr is horrible maybe you just make horrible things in your spare time
[1:35:41 AM] Twerk-it Turbro: Nothing could be further from falsehood

9:49 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: my dad said he was getting annoyed that my only focus is video games
9:49 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: i laffoed
9:50 PM - somepartsareme: you should have told him "no i buy homestuck stuff too"
9:50 PM - BeatBoxingBoo: i did

Marcato

so you decided on the air force?

9:51pm
Marcato's friend

yes

9:52pm
Marcato

OK, cool. my cousin and his wife are in the air force. have you applied yet?

9:53pm
Marcato's friend

no not yet. I am going to talk to a recruiter soon and either sign up after the holidays or if I have to wait a while for what i want then I will sign up sooner than later

9:55pm
Marcato

ah, OK. what made you decide on air force?

10:04pm
Marcato's friend

best benefits best housing more chance of me traveling

10:04pm
Marcato

so what you're saying is that they can show you the world....

shining, shimmering, splendid......

tell them, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

LOL

10:18pm
Marcato's friend

haha you think youre funny

10:19pm
Marcato

THEY CAN OPEN YOUR EYES

TAKE YOU WONDER BY WONDER

10:19pm
Marcato's friend

take me wonder by wonder

10:19pm
Marcato

OVER, UNDER, AND SIDEWAYS

ON A MAGIC JET PLANE RIDE

10:19pm
Marcato's friend

haha im dying

10:19pm
Marcato

this worked out so much better than i'd hoped XD

[2:15:23 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: hello friends i am here
[2:24:54 AM] Sheila: Ew

[19:35:54] State Practitioner Loli: hey george
[19:35:57] State Practitioner Loli: you're bisexual, right
[19:36:01] George: are you hitting on me

[4:49:53 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: OH
[4:49:55 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: MC!
[4:49:59 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I wanted to talk to you!
[4:50:09 PM] MC: ...
[4:50:10 PM] MC: fuck

[4:58:42 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: lolita you can't touch me
[4:58:45 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: Sun Ray Goddess Lolita touches you
[4:58:54 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: Le Great Handsome Oppressor melts and dies

[12:11:20 AM] Angie/natalie: its hard being part of a fandom everyone dismisses as "lol power rangers"
[12:11:26 AM] Angie/natalie: its hard being part of a fandom everyone dismisses as "lol power rangers" and no one understands
[12:12:46 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): this is exactly what being a part of the Bean the Dynamite fandom is like
[12:12:51 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): except not in any way

[1:28:06 AM] Zen: Shoolis
[1:28:12 AM] Zen: I never let modesty stop me
[1:28:21 AM] Zen: especially when it comes to chemical showers
[1:28:30 AM] Zen: I just whip that thing out
[1:28:57 AM] Zen: chemical showers are serious business
[1:29:07 AM] Zen: and should be delt with promptly and in the most lewd way possible
[1:29:39 AM] Zen: Here's a tip for all you kids
[1:29:53 AM] Zen: when the teacher starts dismissing kids to give you some privacy
[1:29:56 AM] Zen: you yell
[1:29:58 AM] Zen: NO
[1:30:02 AM] Zen: I WANT THEM TO WATCH
[1:30:23 AM] Zen: I WANT THEM ALL TO SEE
[1:30:26 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): THIS IS WHAT PAIN LOOKS LIKE
[1:30:36 AM] Zen: THIS IS THE PRICE I PAID
[1:30:54 AM] Zen: and then you back slowly into the shower
[1:30:57 AM] Zen: never once breaking eye contact
[1:31:22 AM] Zen: recite naruto fanfiction for bonus points
[1:31:42 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): oh my God

[11:25:05 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: you big slut, good for you
[11:25:08 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I
[11:25:11 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I'm offended
[11:25:20 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I'm a normal-sized slut

[4:16:42 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i just
[4:16:43 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: george
[4:16:46 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: you have killed me
[4:16:54 PM] George: omg
[4:16:56 PM] George: quick cpr
[4:17:00 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: get away from me
[4:17:02 PM] George: breathe loli
[4:17:05 PM] George: in
[4:17:05 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: no
[4:17:05 PM] George: out
[4:17:06 PM] George: count to 5
[4:17:09 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: get your mouth away from me
[4:17:09 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: aughghhgsdhgh
[4:17:09 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: HELPPPP
[4:17:16 PM] George: get the irons
[4:17:18 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: WHAT NO
[4:17:21 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: PFF
[4:17:21 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: WHY IS NOBODY HELPING ME
[4:17:32 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: lolita
[4:17:35 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: just imagine
[4:17:35 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: what
[4:17:37 PM] George: whats the electric irons called?
[4:17:40 PM] George: i cant remember
[4:17:42 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: george's face getting closer to yours
[4:17:44 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: n
[4:17:44 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: no
[4:17:46 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: as he stares into your eyes
[4:17:48 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: no
[4:17:52 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
[4:17:52 PM] Syobon: this is too funny to intervene
[4:17:54 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: NO
[4:17:54 PM | Edited 4:18:07 PM] George: am i the angel of death
[4:17:55 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: SYO
[4:17:56 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: YOU JACKASS
[4:17:56 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: HELP ME
[4:17:58 PM] George: shit angl
[4:17:59 PM] George: angel
[4:18:05 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: and right before he puts his lips on yours to revive you
[4:18:08 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: he whispers
[4:18:09 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: NO
[4:18:10 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: NO
[4:18:11 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: NO
[4:18:11 PM] George: steal yo soul
[4:18:13 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: "omg sodomy coil?"
[4:18:13 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: DON'T YOU
[4:18:13 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: DARE
[4:18:15 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: SAY IT
[4:18:15 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: JKNFLKSDNSKGS

Shoolis wrote:

[12:11:20 AM] Angie/natalie: its hard being part of a fandom everyone dismisses as "lol power rangers"
[12:11:26 AM] Angie/natalie: its hard being part of a fandom everyone dismisses as "lol power rangers" and no one understands
[12:12:46 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): this is exactly what being a part of the Bean the Dynamite fandom is like
[12:12:51 AM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): except not in any way

[4:25:00 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: aughhh my neck hurts
[4:25:03 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: a bloo bloo bloo
[4:25:22 PM] Nanashad: I'll give you a neck massa- *crack* oops