IM Quote Thread.

[Shoolis]

did I just get raped

[Darkin]

8:42 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): what the fuck
8:42 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): are you even playing
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I thought it was obvious
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Sims 3
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: *2
8:43 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): ...ok
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You see
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I invite people to my house
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Seduce them
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Draw paintings of them
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Invite them to move in with me
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: And then feed them to my man eating plant
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I think milk said plant
8:44 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): pfffffpfpfffft
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: For immortality
8:44 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): you're
8:44 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): awful
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Thank you
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I'm starting a gallery
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Of the people I've killed
8:49 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): wow jesus

[Shoolis]

It's like Little Shop of Horrors with an artistic touch

[corsica]

[5:07:50 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: oh
[5:07:51 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: yeah
[5:07:57 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: well what if he reads everything
[5:08:03 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: with his georgestare
[5:08:19 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: oh god why are you
[5:08:43 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: and he reads everything aloud
[5:08:50 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: with a neutral voice
[5:08:56 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: why
[5:09:11 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I-have-both-her-albums-they're-good
[5:09:33 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: goddammit Great Handsome Oppressor omg
[5:09:53 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: ha-ha-ha omg what-do-you-mean-sodomy-coil
[5:10:03 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: wHY

[Liraxus]

This the right thread? Glocktor reccomended i post this.

http://i.imgur.com/nh3tu.png

[Turbro]

[4:56:21 PM] Topaz Luckdragon: What is with your facination with twerking?
[4:57:44 PM | Edited 4:56:27 PM] Topaz Luckdragon: Also, Turbo
[4:58:46 PM] TurbroPunz: what did u say about twerking punk
[4:58:56 PM] TurbroPunz twerks challengingly toward you
[4:59:08 PM] Spah: Are you kidding me
[4:59:09 PM] Topaz Luckdragon headdesks

[Tales]

[5:07:50 PM] Shaddelicious: oh
[5:07:51 PM] Shaddelicious: yeah
[5:07:57 PM] Shaddelicious: well what if he reads everything
[5:08:03 PM] Shaddelicious: with his georgestare
[5:08:19 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: oh god why are you
[5:08:43 PM] Shaddelicious: and he reads everything aloud
[5:08:50 PM] Shaddelicious: with a neutral voice
[5:08:56 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: why
[5:09:11 PM] Shaddelicious: I-have-both-her-albums-they're-good
[5:09:33 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: goddammit Great Handsome Oppressor omg
[5:09:53 PM] Shaddelicious: ha-ha-ha omg what-do-you-mean-sodomy-coil
[5:10:03 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: wHY

when was this!?

also i have been known to do that heuheuhe

[Shoolis]

ZenithOfChaos (5:12): yeah probably
hrm
I am tempted to dota
Shoolis (5:13): go right ahead
ZenithOfChaos (5:14): play some Naga Siren
and be the most beautiful singer of all
Shoolis (5:14): sona is the most beautiful singer
ZenithOfChaos (5:14): SHE HAS NO FATHER
I mean voice
both actually

lol league of legends jokes

Also: mute people jokes

[corsica]

[11/14/12 7:54:01 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: my favourite joke from spongebob is when courage says omelette du fromage
[11/14/12 7:54:26 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: PFFTTTT

[11/14/12 8:04:07 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: that's what you should tell him
[11/14/12 8:04:12 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: "what's your opinion on dicks?"
[11/14/12 8:04:16 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: "cuz lemme tell you
[11/14/12 8:04:19 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: dicks? they fine"

Great Handsome Oppressor has killed me

[Superior Bacon]

dOGS KEEP BITING MY FACE OFF

[Superior Bacon]

[11:53:51 PM] Cafall: yeirin's major is
[11:53:53 PM] Cafall: love
[11:53:58 PM] Yeili: i love you too dear
[11:54:01 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: barfs

[corsica]

[1:24:01 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: my cat is being so cute and i have to get up soon nnngnhhhh ;-;
[1:24:43 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: punch her in the face
[1:24:47 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: she'll be less cute

[1:25:01 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: ah
[1:25:14 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: since you have to get up, you could just make her bounce up then bycicle kick her
[1:25:27 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: NO WHY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[corsica]

[4:10:42 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: Great Handsome Oppressor we talked about how you were going to marry a pair of chun-li's legs
[4:11:05 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: are you calling it a stupid dream

[11:39:33 PM] Syobon: ah the infamous dick tackle

[Operation Awesome]

Chumpersonable: I'm a hot seductor
Chumpersonable: here to distract you
Chumpersonable: from the pokemans

[Avengifier]

It's true!
BEWARE!
BEWAAAARE!