IM Quote Thread.

[hotb]

[21:31] Vax: a butt promis
[21:31:45] Cafall: put yr butt 2 a butt
[21:31:48] Cafall: butt shake
[21:31:48] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: omg yeah

Great Handsome Oppressor expresses his excitement regarding butt friction

[Vax]

That'll hurt his election chances

[vealin99]

Le Great Handsome Oppressor, He says he is protecting the forum but is the only people he's protecting is himself?

[The Bouncer]

[5:11:01 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: you're both more than welcome in my bed
[5:11:07 PM] Vax: who will eat and who will be eaten

[Sol Reaper]

Scandalous. Is this the secret lives our proletariats have been leading all along?

More at 10

[Shoolis]

what the fuck are you doing

[Sol Reaper]

Shitty attempt at humor, excuse me

[Shoolis]

NO FUN ALLOWED

[corsica]

Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: visitors to camp mcarran would be advised to avoid the monorail, due to necessary repairs
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: this is mr. new vegas, wishing you lady like luck, tonight
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): what
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: when i got this assignment i'd hoped there would be more gambling
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: degenerates like you belong on a cross
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): stop omg
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: PATROLLING THE MOJAVE
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: ALMOST
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: MAKES YOU
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): no
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): NO
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: WISH
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): NO
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: FOR
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): NO
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: A
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): NO
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): SOP
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): STOP
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: NUCL
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: EAR
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): AHHHGHH
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): NOOOOOO
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: WIN
Ser Crush Bandicoot of the Pale: TER
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): WHY

[Terraem]

Oh look Roxas's penis fell off

[vealin99]

NO FUN ALLOWED

Great Handsome Oppressor why have you hijacked shoolis's account

[corsica]

[9:06:00 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: Great Handsome Oppressor when are we going to have kids
[9:06:43 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: never
[9:06:48 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: ;-;
[9:06:54 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: can we have some cats instead
[9:06:57 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: well I mean
[9:07:02 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: you can have kids but not with me
[9:07:22 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: do you not like kids or something
[9:08:12 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I don't want kids with you
[9:08:25 PM | Edited 9:08:25 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I don't want kids with anybody so far
[9:08:25 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: Great Handsome Oppressor we can't even have fictitious kids
[9:08:39 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: they're even harder to take care of!
[9:08:42 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: pfffff
[9:08:45 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: you have to have a .txt file with their names and stuff
[9:08:57 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: pfffffffft oh myg od

[corsica]

[8:20:02 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: but people like madona and marilyn manson did the same thing
[8:20:08 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: did over the top shit for attention
[8:24:28 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: they were both whores though
[8:24:43 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: so?
[8:25:10 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: not everyone shares that tumblr freespirt mindedness
[8:25:16 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: and it doesn't always translate into talent
[8:25:34 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: with them, that was their thing
[8:25:38 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: they were both sex symbols
[8:25:42 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: m
[8:25:45 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: marilyn manson
[8:25:48 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: was a sex symbol
[8:25:49 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: in fact, that was entirely marylins thing
[8:25:56 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: wait
[8:26:00 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: DARK
[8:26:01 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: oh
[8:26:02 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: SHIT
[8:26:03 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: no
[8:26:05 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: aWONR MANSON
[8:26:05 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: dARK
[8:26:10 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: I MEANT THE BLONDE
[8:26:14 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: GODDAMNIT I ALWAYS DO THAT
[8:26:23 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: NOT THE SCARY GUY

[The Bouncer]

Japan has +4 to Defense

[corsica]

[12:14:15 AM] Yeili: shall we read aloud?
[12:14:20 AM] Yeili: The Cat in The Hat.
[12:14:22 AM] Yeili: page one.
[12:14:30 AM Adonis Flex-Atlas: Adonis Flex-Atlas begin screaming
[12:14:39 AM] Yeili: okay nevermind