AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[1:47:09 AM] Yeili: they can't even have proper funerals anymore
[1:47:14 AM] Panties: why am i laughing so hard
[1:47:17 AM] Yeili: and they start shoveling bodies into ditches
[1:47:24 AM] Yeili: and leaving them to burn

[2:09:02 AM] Yeili: zang please just go
[2:09:04 AM] Yeili: pls go
[2:09:12 AM] Cafall: goemon
[2:09:15 AM] Panties: do you, yeili, take cafall to be your sempai
[2:09:21 AM] Panties: in moe and in tsun
[2:09:31 AM] Coriserai: panties go to bed
[2:09:36 AM] Panties: in baka and in lewd
[2:09:37 AM] Yeili: go to bed panties
[2:09:54 AM] Panties: late for school, or without toast
[2:09:59 AM] Coriserai: PANTIES
[2:10:00 AM] Coriserai: GO BED
[2:10:05 AM] Coriserai: GOOOOOOOOOOO
[2:10:06 AM] Cafall: don’t go to bed
>go to bed
[2:10:13 AM] Cafall: i’ve input the correct option
[2:10:20 AM] Yeili: so why isn't he going to bed
[2:10:25 AM] *** Cafall removed Panties from this conversation. ***
[2:10:28 AM] Cafall: he went to bed

[2:06:23 AM] Loon: okay my exaustion is getting to me
[2:06:28 AM] Loon: goodnight everyone
[2:06:30 AM] Loon: i lov u
[2:06:34 AM] Loon: all u
[2:06:43 AM] Yeili: Wait
[2:06:45 AM] Yeili: Zang!
[2:06:53 AM] Loon: ??????????
[2:07:00 AM] Yeili: there's something i forgot to tell you
[2:07:12 AM] Cafall: oh
[2:07:15 AM] Cafall: i remember what it was
[2:07:18 AM] *** Cafall removed Loon from this conversation. ***
[2:07:22 AM] Yeili: for a really long time i have been keeping this to myself but i think it's time for y
[2:07:22 AM] Yeili: daisies IT
[2:07:26 AM] Yeili: I WAS GONNA DO THAT!

[1:59:50 AM] Vanilla Bear: I have three pairs of tiddies and three dog dicks

[–]Will_billy
No problem, thanks for the clarifications. Details make the story!

[–]pinkeyeofthetiger
You're nice. We can be friends.

Also, I like your username because my brother's name is Billy and I just had sex with a guy named Will.

[–]Will_billy
So I make you think of fucking your brother..?

This is a weird friendship.

[–]pinkeyeofthetiger
The best kind of friendship.

[–]Will_billy
Freinceship.

[–]pinkeyeofthetiger
Scale of 1 to David Hasselhoff, how drunk are you right now?

[–]Will_billy
Roughly Mitch Hedburg

[–]pinkeyeofthetiger
Is that why youre upvoting every one of the posts in this conversation?

[–]Will_billy
Do bears that shit in the woods use charmin?

[–]pinkeyeofthetiger
Oh Will_billy, this is why I decided to be friends with you 46 minutes ago.

[9:12:26 PM] Engine: Oh god, I have to take this alcohol/drug education course before I go to college.
[9:12:30 PM] Engine: Better get on that.
[9:12:33 PM] Engine: Bluuuuh.
[9:12:43 PM] Velma: good luck
[9:13:43 PM] Engine: Bluuuuuuuuuuuh.
[9:14:46 PM] Engine: "In your opinion, among students who do drink, how many drinks do they consume in a typical week?"
[9:14:51 PM] Engine: I don't CARE.
[9:15:21 PM] Shaggy: pfff
[9:15:29 PM] Old Man Jenkins: just put down ALL as every answr
[9:15:50 PM] Engine: ALL THE DRINKS.
[9:16:51 PM] Engine: "Please use integer values in the range 0 to 168"
[9:16:53 PM] Engine: I tried.
[9:17:19 PM] Scooby: I kind of wonder why that question is even important, though I guess this is less of "education" and more of "how much do you know".
[9:18:02 PM] Engine: This is the "rate yourself" section
[9:18:22 PM] Shaggy: put 168
[9:18:39 PM] Shaggy: it's close enough to "ALL"
[9:19:04 PM] Scooby: 168 is quite a lot.
[9:19:14 PM] Engine: I just calculated that it would be 24 drinks per day.
[9:19:21 PM] Scooby: Yah.
[9:19:23 PM] Scooby: One each hour.
[9:19:33 PM] Engine: Yep.
[9:19:35 PM] Engine: Totally safe!
[9:19:44 PM] Scooby: God Claire, you don't know that there's 168 hours in a week?

PRESS A, PARENT A GAY

[8:51:35 PM] fluffy slut-cake: what's the english word alternative for tusundre
[8:51:40 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: bitch
[8:51:41 PM] Yeili: bitch

[8:27:49 PM] Mr.Mander: Then why by all thats holy am I still staring at Josh Peck's insatiable penis-lusting gaze
[8:29:03 PM] Mr.Mander: I have never seen a face which seems to more highly anticipate a full-on ogling of pubescent schlong

2-Ill: All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.
2-Ill: And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
2-Ill: War has changed.
2-Ill: When the battlefield is under total control, war...
2-Ill: becomes routine.
HIgh On White: kool

[15:39:27] Need Rubles4: http://imgur.com/PXuUT
[15:39:42] Seductress Sick Overlord Preistess Sparkle Karkles: cute shirt.
[15:39:46] Seductress Sick Overlord Preistess Sparkle Karkles: I want one.
[15:39:49] Seductress Sick Overlord Preistess Sparkle Karkles: :>
[15:40:24] Need Rubles4: Im more than the life of the party
[15:41:02] TOASTYMANCER: The turkey club can't even handle you right now
[15:47:28] Need Rubles4: Ha

[5:22:11 PM] Stephen MacIntyre: By the way
[5:22:19 PM] Stephen MacIntyre: I didn't think it was possible for me to get any more homosexual than I already am
[5:22:29 PM] Stephen MacIntyre: But over the last two weeks, I have discovered Kathy Griffin and Margaret Cho
[5:22:30 PM] Stephen MacIntyre: Someone help me
[5:22:54 PM] WordBird: one day youll wake up with three cocks in your mouth and even more in your booty and find yourself content

DarkAidan: I wish vaginas tasted better.
XxJoeBob420xX: i don't think
XxJoeBob420xX: that would go in a blender

Zeke <3: What do you even do in this game?
Nachalnik ♥: idk
Nachalnik ♥: i'd imagine it's like pokemon channel or something
Zeke <3: I fucking loved Pokemon Channel!
Nachalnik ♥: i still have mine
Nachalnik ♥: i think the first time i played it i called my pikachu ganondorf
Zeke <3: Ganondorf~
Zeke <3: Come watch TV with me~
Zeke <3: "THAT TRIFORCE LOOKS GOOD! BUY IT FOR ME FROM THE SHOPPING CHANNEL!"
Zeke <3: Oh Gannon, you're so kawaii~
Nachalnik ♥: oh fuck

[23:36:45] Syobon: in other words
[23:36:54] Syobon: you were caught off guard by a bukkake
[23:37:06] George: basically syobon
[23:37:16] George: when i'm expecting lana del rey and instead i get some unmentionables in my face