IM Quote Thread.

[somepartsareme]

(1:19:41 AM) somepartsareme: http://i.imgur.com/UQZDO.jpg
(1:19:43 AM) somepartsareme: AYN RAND
(1:19:45 AM) somepartsareme: or
(1:19:47 AM) somepartsareme: CARL SAGAN
(1:19:51 AM) BeatBoxingBoo: shrug
(1:20:00 AM) somepartsareme: guess
(1:20:10 AM) somepartsareme: do you know who either of those people are
(1:21:06 AM) BeatBoxingBoo: no
(1:21:10 AM) BeatBoxingBoo: they sound familliar
(1:21:31 AM) somepartsareme: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
(1:21:35 AM) somepartsareme: take a stab in the dark
(1:21:40 AM) BeatBoxingBoo: wrestlers

PS He thought my avatar was a cosplay of Left 4 Dead's Rochelle

[Tetrunes]

I guess Carl Sagan, what do i win?

[Terraem]

Syobon:
my friend just texted me "I just won a math in quake "
this game is amazing

Joh Terraem:
I didn't know Quake offered math competitions these days
if I knew there was more to it than headshots I might have been more interested

Syobon:
woops hah

Le Great Handsome Oppressor:
IF I HAVE TO ROCKET JUMP TO THE TOP OF THIS MAP, HOW MANY ROCKETS WILL I HAVE LEEEEEEEEEEFT, PRIVATE

[Tetrunes]

03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: Kroger's a good job, mate
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: hard work
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: outta doors
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: and i'll garauntee you'll not go hungry
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: because at the end of the day
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: you'll get an employee discount

[YCobb]

YCobb: you should challenge him to a duel
YCobb: *d-d-d-d-d-duel
DNL Hern: d-d-d-d. dddddduel
YCobb: *!!
DNL Hern: DAMMIT

[creakyAccordion]

KDarkness: uh oh
KDarkness: i feel a
Skeleton Jelly: boner
KDarkness: NEW BAND BONER
Skeleton Jelly: I was close enough

KDarkness: okay these vocals are pretty fucking awful but the music is pretty decent and sounds much more folk than psych
KDarkness: nothing like SSC or BMSR
KDarkness: guess I was wrong
Skeleton Jelly: Their jazz is quite freeform
KDarkness: well this album is like bad gypsy music
KDarkness: I, personally, am not impressed
Skeleton Jelly: like bad bad or what
Skeleton Jelly: oh okay
Skeleton Jelly: bad bad
KDarkness: i like the jazz better
Skeleton Jelly: And some of their jazz is kind of boring tbh
KDarkness: yeah
KDarkness: my verdict: NOT WORTH IT
Skeleton Jelly: BONER RETRACTED

Ryan and I talk about Spyro Gyra

[corsica]

[2:01:30 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: wow
[2:01:32 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: i misread that meme
[2:01:33 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: as
[2:01:35 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: breasts on males
[2:01:42 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: and i was like HMMM WHAT KIND OF MEME IS THIS

[Shad]

Talking about Tales' signature

[01:15:42] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: goerge
[01:15:50] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: do you know how to check the size on a picture?
[01:15:56] George: i do now!
[01:16:00] Kalekemo: lol
[01:16:05] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: then
[01:16:08] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: how big is that one?
[01:16:13] George: just a sex

oh

[The Idiotic Oracle]

[9:31:27 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: wow
[9:31:28 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: fuck
[9:31:29 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: everything
[9:31:48 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: >get to the final battle in arcade mode
>lose
[9:31:49 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: cries
[9:32:55 PM] sceb: Haha, fighting game bosses.
[9:33:42 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: weeps
[9:33:43 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: WEEEPS
[9:35:20 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: Crush Bandicoot come up here and beat arcade mode for me
[9:35:41 PM] WordBird: >Crush Bandicoot
>beating a game
[9:37:39 PM] fluffy slut-cake: laughinggirls.jpg

[Turbro]

THE TOASTYMANCER: Somehow I misplaced my good stick of deodorant
THE TOASTYMANCER: how the fuck do you even do that
Vanilla Bear: Oh sorry I threw it into the ocean

[corsica]

[8:58:48 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i got like 4 bras
[8:58:52 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i am going to show off my knockers
[8:58:53 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: i demand pics
[8:58:55 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: uh
[8:58:58 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: dresses
[8:59:01 PM] Adonis Flex-Atlas: that was bad timing

[hotb]

[23:20:41] George: do people use pet names irl
[23:21:13] Yeili: are you serious right now gerg
[23:21:16] George: what
[23:21:18] George: what yeili
[23:21:26] Yeili: asking if people use pet names in real life
[23:21:29] George: idk i just think some of them sound forced
[23:21:30] George: well
[23:21:35] George: i've never really heard someone use one
[23:21:45] George: apart from on tv and in literature maybe
[23:22:06] George: what's your opinion on this yeili?
[23:22:16] George: would you like it if your lover called you babe or like idk rodeo or something

rodeo

rodeo

[Tales]

can you tame her

(no)

my time in skype is not successful unless i'm quoted

[Kamak]

[2:46:55 AM] Old Man Jenkins: tam writing fanfiction is the silliest idea ever :V
[2:49:47 AM] Daphne: "Oh Tepig." Black said lustily. "Keep using Flame Charge on me. You'll go up a speed combat stage each time you use it... and I love a fast lover."
[2:50:04 AM] Shaggy: oh christ
[2:50:11 AM] Daphne: "But Black. I cannot go any faster now." Tepig said sadly.
[2:50:44 AM] Daphne: "It's okay." Black said, comforting his partner.
[2:50:48 AM] Daphne: "I have Carbos."
[2:51:04 AM] Old Man Jenkins: mich, copy that to tumblr :V

I have too much fun making mocking fan-fiction.

Don't ask why my name is Daphne.

[corsica]

[4:09:31 AM] Loon: but yeili
[4:09:35 AM] Yeili: shut up zang
[4:09:38 AM] *** Yeili removed Loon from this conversation. ***

[4:15:42 AM] *** Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita has been promoted to conversation host. ***
[4:15:46 AM] Yeili: there now you can do it
[4:15:49 AM] Loon: god
[4:15:50 AM] Loon: dammit
[4:15:58 AM] *** Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita removed Loon from this conversation. ***