[2:34:45 PM] Kalekemo: George I think you're made entirely of mainstream music
[2:34:50 PM] Kalekemo: and fashion
[2:34:53 PM] George: kale i have some questions for you
[2:34:54 PM] George: 1) how dare you
[2:49:06 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: did I ever ban you?
[2:49:06 PM] Yeili: what did you say
[2:49:09 PM] Panties: i dont think so?
[2:49:18 PM] Kalekemo: clearly zang is RNFB
[2:49:19 PM] *** Yeili removed Panties from this conversation. ***
[2:49:22 PM] *** Yeili added Panties ***
[2:49:30 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: hey
[2:49:31 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: no fair
[2:49:32 PM] Kalekemo: rip zang
[2:49:33 PM] Panties: yeili, on the other hand..
[2:49:34 PM] Tatzel: you banned Zang so hard, that his AZ username changed
[2:49:41 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: I want my part of the fun :c
[2:49:44 PM] *** The Great Handsome Oppressor removed Panties from this conversation. ***
[2:49:45 PM] Hot, b ambitious: rip in peace zang dead and not missed
[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?
In which I summarize the plot to Superman vs Muhammad Ali
[01:28:09] The Great Handsome Oppressor: the plot is "we are space warriors!"
[01:28:11] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "oh no"
[01:28:34] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "space warriors saw that Earth had strong fighters! so we wanna fight your strongest fighter!"
[01:28:42] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "I am Superman I will be the fighter"
[01:28:53] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "No Superman, I am Muhammad Ali and you are not from Earth!"
[01:29:02] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "But I becamse a resident of the United State!"
[01:29:12] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "Ok let's boxing to see who is the strongest"
[01:29:18] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "...wat I'm superman"
[01:29:21] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "yeah IDC"
[01:29:34] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "then I guess I'll use kryptonite to make me weaker to not kill you"
[01:29:42] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "round 1 fight"
[01:29:47] The Great Handsome Oppressor: Muhammad: "atatatatatatatata"
[01:29:51] The Great Handsome Oppressor: superman is ko
[01:30:01] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "oh no you almost killed superman"
[01:30:21] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "oh whoops well now I will fight star warrior champion!"
[01:30:28] The Great Handsome Oppressor: BUT ACTUALLY.............
[01:31:02] The Great Handsome Oppressor: superman: "I'm not really KO and I will disguise as Muhammad Ali's black trainer and infiltrate the spaceship while they're busy fighting! it was part of the plan"
[01:31:23] The Great Handsome Oppressor: whack pow slam he punches aliens while whack pow slam Muhammad punches alien champion
[01:31:43] The Great Handsome Oppressor: then alien boss says "no it's not fair that muhammad is winning! kill him"
[01:31:54] The Great Handsome Oppressor: but Superman is "no! I destroyed your fleet"
[01:32:11] The Great Handsome Oppressor: and alien champion is "no! it's not honourable! I punch alien boss instead"
[01:32:27] The Great Handsome Oppressor: so then alien boss isn't the boss anymore and aliens go home
[01:32:42] The Great Handsome Oppressor: and then on earth muhammad goes "well played.................. CLARK KENT"
[01:32:50] The Great Handsome Oppressor: and superman says "HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?"
[01:33:04] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "it's because clark kent didn't show up anymore after page 5!"
[01:33:11] The Great Handsome Oppressor: and they laugh and handshake and AMERICA! the end
11:11 PM - Need Runes4: I googled latin for anus
11:12 PM - Need Runes4: brought me to latin profanities on wikipedia
11:12 PM - Need Runes4: and there was penis
11:12 PM - Need Runes4: but someone had to show that FUCKIN MERCURY HAS A HORSE DICK
[7/18/2012 8:22:43 PM] WordBird: [LINK REDACTED]
(porn4u)
[2:06:44 AM] cohortDirector: you are too kind.
[2:07:11 AM] WordBird: i know
[2:07:34 AM] cohortDirector: ALL HAIL IO THE BENEVOLENT
[2:08:16 AM] WordBird: (✿◠ ◡ ◠)
[2:09:52 AM] cohortDirector: but i've seen that one already.
[2:09:58 AM] WordBird: (✿⊙ ◡ ⊙)
So, my two best friends are 19 and 16. Which make them 3 and 6 years younger than me, respectively. Which is kinda weird and creepy and comes up in jokes a lot:
raihitori 6:21 pm
nao
when I say he's adorbs
I mean he's like
cuteyface babby jailb8
DonNoFace 6:21 pm
xDD
raihitori 6:21 pm
or at least he looks like cuteyface babby jailb8
DonNoFace 6:21 pm
Catbread has it on for jailb8?!
raihitori 6:21 pm
ooh carson ;O
you're so creepily younger than me
DonNoFace 6:21 pm
You gotta stop doing this, Catbread. You're going to end up in gaol :O
raihitori 6:22 pm
let's play "terraria" and explore some "mines"
wonk
DonNoFace 6:22 pm
Is that what you two have been up to? :s
raihitori 6:22 pm
oh no wonk wonk it's the "eye of cthulhu"
DonNoFace 6:22 pm
"Hi I'm Catbread my two best friends are 19 and 16"
raihitori 6:22 pm
he's using up all my "cheddar" because the easiest way to kill him is with "expensive shurikens"
DonNoFace 6:22 pm
I don't get that last one
carson hess 6:26 pm
But what's funny
is you're like
"No man it's not what u tink he's adorable liek"
"JAILBAIT BABY adorbs"
"because that's better"
Your mind works in amazing ways, catbread
amazing
/super sincerity
raihitori 6:28 pm
hahaha
NO IT'S OKAY
SEE
IT'S OKAY BECAUSE
HE'S JAILBAIT????
UHHH
WAIT OKAY YES I SEE WHY YOU ARE ARRESTING ME NOW
PLEASE CONTINUE
I CAN FIND NO FAULT WITH YOUR REASONING AT THIS POINT
FMAWolf: Thats the basic stuff, it gets bigger as things move on. Apparently Casshern is immortal
FMAWolf: He gets hurt and then the skin and shit all grows together again painfully
FMAWolf: It's pretty to look at too
FMAWolf: Sonuva... Brb
BLAZEMidnight: that sounded rather...um... sinister XD
BLAZEMidnight: lol k
BLAZEMidnight: haha loved how you were all like "the skin and shit all grows together again painfully "It's pretty to look at " XD
FMAWolf: kbak
FMAWolf: PFFFFT
FMAWolf: WELL I DIDNT MEAN THAT PART HAHAHA
FMAWolf: I MEANT IN GENERAL MY GOD LOL
FMAWolf: I AM A PSYCHOPATH.
[10:39:13 PM] sceb: Are you just going to
[10:39:20 PM] sceb: milk your cow thing for all it's worth
[10:39:26 PM] The Willow Witch: ....
[10:39:27 PM] The Willow Witch: what
Flicky: ANYWAYS I AM A MASSIVE STAR TREK NERD
Pizza Vampire: OH MR SPOCK
Pizza Vampire: OH HARDER IN THE booty WITH THE PROTON GENERATOR
Pizza Vampire: OH GOD
Flicky: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY USED THE TERM MR
Flicky: THANK YOU
Flicky: ANYWAYS
Flicky: OH MAN
Flicky: MY WARP CORE IS ABOUT TO BREACH
Pizza Vampire: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY
Flicky: GET EVERYONE TO THE SAUCER SECTION AND GET READY FOR A SEPARATION THIS SHIT'S ABOUT TO BLOW
Pizza Vampire: OH SCOTTY OH
Pizza Vampire: BEAM ME HARDER
Flicky: I'M GIVIN' HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAP'N
Flicky: OH MAN
Flicky: HERE GOES
Flicky: WARP 9
Flicky: UNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHH
the most fucked up convo willow and i have ever had
Madican wrote:They suck. Too tough to bite, too solid to suck on, and every time you go for a nibble you get sticky gummi on your face.
[5:32:36 PM] LYRA: the difference is a lot more obvious in the chat pic though
[5:32:54 PM] LYRA: LYRA pinches garretts cheeks
[5:32:58 PM] Lan: "..."
[5:33:20 PM] LYRA: “you’re oddly cute for an adult male”
[5:33:20 PM] Angie/natalie: Angie/natalie pinches his cheeks also
[5:33:41 PM] LYRA: “what’s your secret”
[5:34:45 PM] LYRA: (which cheeks angie)
[5:34:58 PM] Angie/natalie: (the ones on his face)
[5:35:03 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): what
[5:35:07 PM] Angie/natalie: uhdwJK
[23:36:26] George: has the british olmpics been played much in america?
[23:37:53] Loon: british olympics?
[23:38:01] Loon: i thought the olympics were like
[23:38:05] Puttin Pastor Mutton Master (Kalekemo): zang
[23:38:08] Puttin Pastor Mutton Master (Kalekemo): zang really?
[23:38:08] Hot, b ambitious: stop before you dumb anymore
[23:38:10] Loon: a worldwide thing
11:26 PM - -BTYM: i don't know who all of your friends are
11:26 PM - [AZ] bbb: just look at my profile
11:27 PM - -BTYM: do you not talk to your irl friends ever
11:27 PM - -BTYM: do you mime to each other
11:27 PM - -BTYM: do you call each other and just hear "....." because you can't fucking hear miming you fucking idiots
