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[The Willow Witch]

[9:18:55 PM] Malum: malum lisa by Willownardo da Witchi

[BTYM]

9:56 PM - bbb: you know
9:56 PM - bbb: typing unavailable is a bitch
9:56 PM - BTYM: unavailable
9:56 PM - BTYM: unavailable
9:56 PM - bbb: unavailbable
9:56 PM - BTYM: kinda
9:56 PM - bbb: unaiailbae
9:56 PM - bbb: unavailbable
9:56 PM - BTYM: hahaha
9:56 PM - bbb: i can't fuckin do it
9:57 PM - bbb: unavailabable

[Turbro]

[2:22:36 AM] Leon Relith: Oh man what rotten luck
[2:22:58 AM] Leon Relith: I'm watching this dude nuzlocke Fire Red Omega
[2:23:23 AM] Leon Relith: He goes on route 2 and into the grass for a hopip encounter
[2:23:49 AM] Leon Relith: But he can get a free Treecko right past the grass
[2:23:59 AM] Leon Relith: that he now can't use
[2:24:05 AM] TurbroPunz: None of these names mean anything to me
[2:24:20 AM] TurbroPunz: With your fire trees and your omega pimps
[2:24:28 AM] TurbroPunz: Dern kids
[2:24:46 AM] Leon Relith: Leon Relith eggs old man Turbro's house
[2:24:50 AM] TurbroPunz: ho pimps*

[BTYM]

7:57 PM - BTYM: 485 NEW POSTS
7:58 PM - bbb: wow
7:58 PM - BTYM: in
7:58 PM - bbb: that's a lot of new posts
7:58 PM - BTYM: 2 hours
7:58 PM - bbb: that's over one post per minute
7:58 PM - BTYM: yes
7:58 PM - bbb: that's over 4 posts per minute
7:58 PM - BTYM: no
7:58 PM - bbb: that's 8 posts per minute
7:58 PM - BTYM: wait
7:58 PM - BTYM: yeah what
7:58 PM - BTYM: that's 4
7:59 PM - BTYM: 120 in two hours would be 1/minute
7:59 PM - bbb: 485/60
7:59 PM - BTYM: *4 = 480/2hours = 4/minute
7:59 PM - bbb: = 8.083r
7:59 PM - BTYM: 2 hours
7:59 PM - BTYM: two
7:59 PM - BTYM: two of them
7:59 PM - bbb: i think i
7:59 PM - bbb: wow
7:59 PM - BTYM: one more than one
7:59 PM - bbb: i totally did that wrong
7:59 PM - BTYM: and one less than three

Math is not BBB's best subject

[somepartsareme]

The best thing about BTYM joining AZ is that now we can have two people quoting bbb.

[Nancymaker]

zang x me otp

excuse me when did this happen, i certainly wasn't in the room for this
also moment 4 life is like my fave song off nicki minaj's album omg how did you know

George, this is why you're everyone's favourite.

[Tales]

honestly do not see what i do except from get xxx stories written about me but um ok thanks i suppose haha

[Flicky]

Flicky: i can't stop listening to Cat
Flicky: help
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Flicky: not that cat
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Flicky: nooooooooooooooooooooo
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Flicky: my head is bleeding
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Flicky: from my chest
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Flicky: i am in dire need of mewodical help
Flicky: meowdical
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meow
Pizza Vampire: meo
Pizza Vampire: w
Flicky: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Shoolis]

Dreilex (1:31): IT'S
   DREIIIIIIILEX
   DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEX

[Zang]

Yeili: It's three letters long!
Me: You're three letters long.
Loli: that doesnt even make s-
Yeili: yea cause im H-O-T HOT, bitch!

[corsica]

[3:57:21 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i would probably be
[3:57:24 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: sexier righ tnow
[3:57:25 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: if i wasn't
[3:57:26 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: like
[3:57:27 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: dead
[3:57:31 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: from being so tired
[3:57:37 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: well what if I'm into dead pe- oh

[Superior Bacon]

[9:45:12 AM] George: can someone explain an island to me please?

oh george

[Scoot]

Scoot: Light load is 2448 before magic items
Scoot: bwahahahahahaa
Captain Jesus: ....
Captain Jesus: Max you're drunk.
Scoot: push/drag 36800
Scoot: someone take my keys

D&D

[creakyAccordion]

...HOW

[Scoot]

Lolth-Touched Skullcrusher Ogre. And then with magic items and a permanent enlarge person, his numbers are 44288lbs on a light load, and 665600lbs push/drag.

He just grabs people with his tail and then punches/constricts them. I couldn't afford any weapons or armor.