AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[01:05:47] Mander: Oh I was thinking you'd resorted to professional porno
[01:05:50] Loon: well thats a side job

Avengifier: I'm just going to sit here until my laptop d
Avengifier is now Offline.

IcyBowser: I'm a white kid saying peeps help where did I go wrong

20:24 Chiropto I kinda got that already
20:24 Chiropto I me *NOW* what?
20:24 Chiropto Lik
20:24 Chiropto *e
20:24 Chiropto Now-now
20:24 Chiropto *I MEAN
20:24 Chiropto (SPLELING)

YCobb: Turians get mpreg end of discussion
pinstripepants: no they dont
pinstripepants: well maybe some

Nefarious Bear: and who says pron is the only thing i look at when im alone
The Willow Witch: trees
The Willow Witch: you look at trees
The Willow Witch: you dirty pervert
Nefarious Bear: yes I fap to willows. Imagining im cuming on their leaves

Lolita (◡‿◡✿): I WANT THEM TO HAVE TITS THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS

Lolita (◡‿◡✿): I WANT TITS THE SIZE OF DINOSAUR EGGS

[12:44:57 PM] 8ird: [12:11:28 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: oh hey, hello Syobon
[12:11:31 PM] Syobon: hi Great Handsome Oppressor
[12:11:32 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: fancy seeing you here
[12:45:06 PM] 8ird: [12:13:55 PM] 8ird: The Great Handsome Oppressor: Hello Syobon. Fancy seeing you here.
Syobon: I'm callin' you out, The Great Handsome Oppressor!
The Great Handsome Oppressor: This skype ain't big enough fer the two of us.
Syobon: Me. You. Tomorrow noon. Center o' AZ. Six bullets each.
The Great Handsome Oppressor: You better start diggin' your grave, Syobon. Cus' I'ma be puttin' you in it tomorrah.
[12:45:15 PM] 8ird: [12:14:25 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: Little did Syobon know, I had a ban hidden in my sleeve
[12:45:26 PM] 8ird: [12:17:23 PM] 8ird: It's five after noon, June 20th. Blood mixes with the dust of the horse-worn road, pooling in the wagon wheel ruts. All is silent, save for the dying echo of a shot and a yelp. Eyes stare wide through dirty windows and shadowed doorways at the smoking ban in The Great Handsome Oppressor's hand.

Syobon lays dead in the street.
[12:45:39 PM] 8ird: [12:42:50 PM] 8ird: The Great Handsome Oppressor lifts his ban to his lips, blowing the smoke away, and turns. He strides away, back to the moderator station, never looking back. The silence at last is broken, by the cry of a beautiful maiden(?), the head of the local brothel, as she rushes from the eaves of her property to the prone body in the road. Kneeling by Syobon's limp form, he grasps one of the other man's hands tightly, failing to hold back sobs.

Syobon coughs, and the brothel head gasps.
"Not quite dead yet," Syobon groans, a weak smile on his face.

"Shh, don't try to talk," The brothel head whispers, tears spilling from his big anime eyes, "You need to save your strength."

"I ain't gonna make it, beautiful." Syobon says with a groan.

The head of the brothel shakes his head, trying to hold back his tears. "Don't say that."

Syobon lifts his hand weakly, touching his fingers to the brothel head's lips with a hush. "I-I need you t-to..." He coughs, blood pooling at the corners of his mouth, "I n-need you to... to tell the Oracle..."

"Yes?" The head of the brothel grasps Syobon's hand tightly.

"Tell the Oracle... t-tell her..." He gurgles, trying to hold himself together a moment longer, " That Morrowind... is a beautiful country..."

And with his last words, he shudders, his final breath rattling from his chest. And at last, his body goes limp, hand slipping from the brothel head's grip. The head of the brothel turns his head to the sky and cries.

~fin~

10:25 PM - Nefarious Bear: now i just need to find a job
10:25 PM - The Willow Witch: be my slave

20:15 IcyBowser: hold your tits everyone gotta read the update

12:26 AM - bbb: my friend matt still has a nametag
12:26 AM - bbb: just
12:26 AM - BTYM (1): last year I made about 12 buds in a month
12:26 AM - bbb: sitting there
12:26 AM - BTYM (1): ask him if you can have it
12:27 AM - bbb: i will next time he's on
12:27 AM - BTYM (1): then all it for a ref and go buy a gay
12:27 AM - BTYM (1): HAT
12:27 AM - BTYM (1): BUY A HAT
12:28 AM - bbb: hahahhaha
12:28 AM - BTYM (1): FUCKING SWYPE

[1:48:21 AM] Lolita: want to see a great fanfic
[1:48:24 AM] Waffle Good (Kalekemo): yes
[1:48:24 AM] Lolita: that i just wrote
[1:48:24 AM] Zang: no
[1:48:25 AM] Zang: pls no
[1:48:27 AM] Waffle Good (Kalekemo): yesss
[1:48:27 AM] Lolita: in two seconds
[1:48:28 AM] Zang: pls
[1:48:30 AM] Lolita: TOO LATE
[1:48:31 AM] Lolita: the wind blew in zang's hair as he walked up silently behind george. the day had finally come that he had met his other half, his soulmate. not only because they looked exactly fucking alike but they were both awkward and sorta dumb.

"george, we've finally met." zang said, petting the squirrel on his shoulder as he did.

george took out his earbuds, moment 4 life pumping out loudly through them, "omg you interrupted me listening to nicki minaj this better be import-!" just then george saw zang and his eyes widened.

"i can't believe you traveled all the way from derpdederp, some state to england! you're so dedicated to me!"

george ran into zang's arms. zang wrapped his arms around his awkward, socially incompetent frame and hugged him back.

"i'm right here, gerg."

and then they fucked.

the end.

1:01 AM - BTYM (1): people pussy Los fit FCC work
1:01 AM - BTYM (1): ...
1:01 AM - bbb: WHAT
1:01 AM - BTYM (1) SWYPE
1:01 AM - BTYM (1): okay wrote
1:01 AM - BTYM (1): wow
1:02 AM - BTYM (1): um
1:02 AM - BTYM (1): lemme try that again
1:02 AM - BTYM (1): that is the best typo I've ever made
1:02 AM - BTYM (1): just saying
1:03 AM - bbb: that's going in the im quote thread
1:03 AM - BTYM (1): "purple part lots for GFX work"

Kalekemo wrote:

[1:48:21 AM] Lolita: want to see a great fanfic
[1:48:24 AM] Waffle Good (Kalekemo): yes
[1:48:24 AM] Lolita: that i just wrote
[1:48:24 AM] Zang: no
[1:48:25 AM] Zang: pls no
[1:48:27 AM] Waffle Good (Kalekemo): yesss
[1:48:27 AM] Lolita: in two seconds
[1:48:28 AM] Zang: pls
[1:48:30 AM] Lolita: TOO LATE
[1:48:31 AM] Lolita: the wind blew in zang's hair as he walked up silently behind george. the day had finally come that he had met his other half, his soulmate. not only because they looked exactly fucking alike but they were both awkward and sorta dumb.

"george, we've finally met." zang said, petting the squirrel on his shoulder as he did.

george took out his earbuds, moment 4 life pumping out loudly through them, "omg you interrupted me listening to nicki minaj this better be import-!" just then george saw zang and his eyes widened.

"i can't believe you traveled all the way from derpdederp, some state to england! you're so dedicated to me!"

george ran into zang's arms. zang wrapped his arms around his awkward, socially incompetent frame and hugged him back.

"i'm right here, gerg."

and then they fucked.

the end.

Kalekemo wrote:zang x me otp

7:39 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: h-i-t-l-e-r
7:39 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: What does that spell
7:39 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Malum
7:40 PM - Imperial Commisar Malum: the everything is silent
7:40 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Your dick is silent
7:41 PM - Imperial Commisar Malum: your screams of pain aren't
7:41 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: *pleasure
7:42 PM - Imperial Commisar Malum: oh bby~~~