IM Quote Thread.

[Tatzel]

[10:46:11] Dreilex: wejsy og o esmhy yp nrf tohjy mpe
[10:46:35] Dreilex: QGKAt fuf w dudbaskdjf screw uirp words
[10:46:50] Dreilex: OKAY NOW ONE ROW DOWN
[10:46:59] Dreilex: sbat kcv fkdl asdlfkclujld glskdn wlkfds
[10:47:10] Dreilex: now up
[10:47:25] Dreilex: 2qat if 8uydoi7uoewinou7y4 wdw39082 238hjowras
[10:47:36] Dreilex: Nevermind.
[10:47:39] Dreilex: I should go bed

[Nefarious Bear]

3:55 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: http://i.imgur.com/uFqXd.jpg
3:56 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: N-nefarious
3:56 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Are you helping people solve sudoku puzzles
3:56 PM - Nefarious Bear: that was a part of my life I do not want to relive
3:57 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy flashes fifty
3:57 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I need faster Sudoku times.
3:57 PM - Nefarious Bear: I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD NEVER DO IT AGAIN
3:57 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy pulls out a gold bar
3:57 PM - Nefarious Bear whips out dick

[Nefarious Bear]

double post because oh well.

10:44 PM - The Willow Witch: its like everyone exploded from what they've kept in for so long

[corsica]

[2:07:18 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: sheila i love youuuuuu
[2:07:18 AM] Ser Crush Bandicoot the Red: I DON'T

[Game Angel]

[2:35:53 AM] Angie: good thing they find a stranger drowl huh?
[2:37:51 AM] Angie: DROW
[2:37:55 AM] Angie: DHJDBFHGHBFNV
[2:37:59 AM] Angie: WOW AM I DRUNK
[2:38:01 AM] Angie: (a little)

for reference, this is a drowl:
(drawn by cori)

definitely not a dark elf

[Cori]

AND SHE SAID DROWL AGAIN JUST NOW

[Game Angel]

KJFGHJKFDSJHGRKDKL I CAN'T HELP IT THEY HAVE THE SAME FIRST FOUR WORDS

[D-vid]

Crisp: WHAT DVID MISSES MOST ABOUT CANADA. 1) CRISPU 2) TIMHORTONS

[somepartsareme]

3:35 PM - somepartsareme: and now you are gonna be so mad when you come back and see that people arguing about boners has taken over every thread
3:35 PM - Le Schadenfreude: fuckin'

[Shoolis]

SHOOLIS TRES: I'm just a poor asian girl from kansas trying to make it as a buff asian kung fu man in new york

[BeatBoxingBoo]

bbb: i got some donut glaze in my cut
bbb: I HAVE BEEN INFUSED WITH DONUT DNA
bbb: I AM
[Citation Needed]: I put an N in there when I read it
bbb:DONUT MAN
[Citation Needed]: I was like "wat"
bbb: where did you put the N
[Citation Needed]: Donut glaze in your cunt.
bbb: OH
bbb: hahahahha no
bbb: that wouldn't work for a couple reasons
electronic goat: Please, list all of them.
electronic goat: In a five-paragraph essay.
bbb:
bbb: but
electronic goat: didn't the bow used to be more OP?
bbb: i just got out of school!
[Citation Needed]: It's just "MY DICK" copy and pasted hundreds of time

>spam starts playing Saint's Row: The Third:

7:20 PM - bbb: oh man
7:20 PM - bbb: do you want to co-op now
7:20 PM - somepartsareme: view the read me?
7:20 PM - somepartsareme: fuck no
7:20 PM - bbb:
7:20 PM - somepartsareme: oh
7:20 PM - somepartsareme: maybe

[FMAWolf]

FMAWolf: kbak
FMAWolf: sorry tv flaked out and dad was like
FMAWolf: 'FIX IT' and I'm like
FMAWolf: 'WTF HOW I AM NOT DISH NETWORK'
FMAWolf: So I fixed it
BLAZE Midnight: haha wb XD u are aparently a cabel wizard
FMAWolf: I just turned it off and on a couple of times and stared vacantly at the sattelite dish.
FMAWolf: HOW EVEN

[Nefarious Bear]

An engaging conversation with Willow:

5:37 PM - Nefarious Bear: rawr
5:37 PM - The Willow Witch: moo
5:37 PM - Nefarious Bear: bark
5:38 PM - The Willow Witch: bawk bawk bawk
5:38 PM - Nefarious Bear: meow
5:38 PM - The Willow Witch: awroooooooooooooooo
5:38 PM - The Willow Witch: rooo roo rooo

[hotb]

[00:39:14] George: shaving cream is like
[00:39:22] George: you squirt a bit out and so much spreads

WISDOM

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Nancymaker]

Sazzlepops: i watched a programme about a BABY PANDA today omsggf
Sazzlepops: it was cute it fell out of the tree
Sazzlepops: hahahahaHAHA
Sazzlepops: what am i doing with my life

Friend who I talk to loads on steam (and in real life once she gets back from her holiday). I find her hysterical and most of the conversations I have with her end with me in stitches.