IM Quote Thread.

[DarkSurfer]

soiled it

[corsica]

[12:40:01 AM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: yeili i was just dicking with you
[12:40:07 AM] The Aggro Crag: bodaciously
[12:40:08 AM] The Aggro Crag: or
[12:40:09 AM] Yeili: please don't

[Nefarious Bear]

6:49 AM - The Willow Witch: BUTTS
6:50 AM - Nefarious Bear: DICKS
6:50 AM - The Willow Witch: FORM TOGETHER
6:50 AM - Nefarious Bear: DICKBUTT
6:50 AM - The Willow Witch: FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAA

[Operation Awesome]

[5/5/2012 7:07:31 PM] Sean Reilly: heh
[5/5/2012 7:07:45 PM] Sean Reilly: I am now searching for "bolin cosplay"
[5/5/2012 7:07:56 PM] Sean Reilly: *breaks down sobbing*
[5/5/2012 7:08:06 PM] Actual cannibal.: Wow I did the same thing yesterday soBS
[5/5/2012 7:08:14 PM] Sean Reilly: ahahahahahahaah
[5/5/2012 7:09:21 PM] Sean Reilly: SUCH A CUTIE, THOUGH
[5/5/2012 7:09:30 PM] Actual cannibal.: ughghghghhgfs
[5/5/2012 7:10:07 PM] Sean Reilly: and the only cosplayer I saw DID NOT DO HIM JUSTICE
[5/5/2012 7:10:36 PM] Actual cannibal.: Don't worry the series' just began you'll see more...
[5/5/2012 7:10:41 PM] Actual cannibal.: Some day...
[5/5/2012 7:10:48 PM] Sean Reilly: SOME DAY
[5/5/2012 7:10:52 PM] Sean Reilly: OVER THE RAINBOW
[5/5/2012 7:11:03 PM] Sean Reilly: WHERE BOLINS FLYYYYYYY
[5/5/2012 7:11:10 PM] Sean Reilly: BOLINS FLY
[5/5/2012 7:11:13 PM] Sean Reilly: OVER THE RAINBOE
[5/5/2012 7:11:16 PM] Sean Reilly: WHY
[5/5/2012 7:11:20 PM] Sean Reilly: CAN'T
[5/5/2012 7:11:23 PM] Sean Reilly: IIIIIIIIIII

[Shoolis]

[9:17:03 PM] Ser Crush Bandicoot the Red: sheila give me your area code i want to search it on tfln
[9:17:26 PM] Mooky (Sheila/InsertFail): Uhhhh hold on
[9:18:00 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): that's about the creeperest thing I've ever heard
[9:18:00 PM] Mooky (Sheila/InsertFail): [REDACTED AREA CODE]
[9:18:05 PM] Mooky (Sheila/InsertFail): Remember I am in a hotel, though
[9:18:22 PM] Falconer Lombard: I believe she's after the phone area code
[9:18:33 PM] Falconer Lombard: which in the US is a three digit number I believe
[9:18:45 PM] Falconer Lombard: Where I am it's [ALSO REDACTED]
[9:18:58 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): did you call Crush Bandicoot a she
[9:19:08 PM] Yeili: ahahaha
[9:19:09 PM] Yeili: ahaha
[9:19:15 PM] Falconer Lombard: Thought it was Yeili asking :U
[9:19:20 PM] Falconer Lombard: I was reading too fast
[9:19:22 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): this is the best thing
[9:19:34 PM] Mooky (Sheila/InsertFail): Oh
[9:19:38 PM] Mooky (Sheila/InsertFail): I guess [REDACTED]
[9:19:38 PM] Mooky (Sheila/InsertFail): That's the one I see a lot
[9:19:45 PM] Ser Crush Bandicoot the Red: [9:18 PM] Falconer Lombard:

<<< I believe she's after the phone area code
why falco
[9:19:46 PM] Falconer Lombard: 404 SHEILA NOT FOUND
[9:19:47 PM] Ser Crush Bandicoot the Red: why
[9:19:51 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): http://gaafkiin.tumblr.com/post/2268481 ... exy-diglet
[9:19:53 PM] Falconer Lombard: Because you're now Yeili
[9:20:12 PM] Ser Crush Bandicoot the Red: >first search for sheila's code
“STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...”
[9:20:18 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: wh
[9:20:34 PM] Falconer Lombard: Mine is:
Let's just say I chased with a burrito
[9:20:40 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: alright I'm gonna try to move that laptop without unplugging it
[9:20:54 PM] Yeili: no don't you ever compare me to Crush Bandicoot or ever insinuate we are the same
[9:20:58 PM] Yeili: i will cut you
[9:21:12 PM] Falconer Lombard: No you two are now the same
[9:21:13 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): what if I ship you
[9:21:15 PM] Ser Crush Bandicoot the Red: It’s been like four years and she’s still the Ice Queen
[9:21:26 PM] *** Yeili removed Falconer Lombard from this conversation. ***
[9:21:39 PM] *** Yeili removed Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿) from this conversation. ***

[BeatBoxingBoo]

For context, spam had recently cooked something with fry sauce on it.

6:39 PM - somepartsareme: the fry sauce was not a triumph in quesadilla history
6:39 PM - bbb: no but it was in utah history
6:39 PM - bbb: heh
6:39 PM - somepartsareme: i'm not surprised that Utah "invented" fry sauce
6:40 PM - somepartsareme: man this red sugar paste goes good with these sticks of fried starch
6:40 PM - somepartsareme: but it needs something
6:40 PM - somepartsareme: I KNOW
6:40 PM - somepartsareme: lard!

[Terraem]

Joh:
the only thing I like about the gingerbread people is hunting them for sport
to hear their screams and the lamentations of their women
Willow:
I love to pull off there buttons and lick at there icing blood as they try to squirm away. They know they are doomed the momment they see me.
Joh:
"Run! It's the Buttercake Empress!"
Willow:
I got the milk
I will make the flesh fall from your bones
and I will throw it to the starving children
and eat your eyesssssss
Joh:
when they want to scare each other, they tell stories of you
the clans deified you
Willow:
all must fear
fear is in the cinnomon hearts of my enemys
and I will crush them to small chewable peices

Now you know the truth.

[corsica]

[10:58:02 PM] Yeili: fuck you i'm gonna ching chong nip nong into japanese and fail that instead

[somepartsareme]

bbb and I were having a deep conversation about touhou characters and their motivations when suddenly:

9:14 PM - bbb: ugh
9:14 PM - bbb: some kid in my math class swallowed a straw today
9:14 PM - somepartsareme: ...
9:14 PM - somepartsareme: go on
9:15 PM - bbb: he spent most of the day in the bathroom
9:15 PM - bbb: teacher asked me to go check on him
9:15 PM - bbb: i tried as hard as i could to get out of doing that but i couldn't
9:15 PM - bbb: so i just
9:15 PM - bbb: uh
9:15 PM - bbb: popped my head in
9:15 PM - bbb: the bathroom not the stall
9:15 PM - somepartsareme: yeah
9:15 PM - somepartsareme: and he was choking on a straw?
9:15 PM - bbb: hahahahah
9:15 PM - bbb: no
9:16 PM - bbb: i assume he was trying to shit it out
9:16 PM - somepartsareme: ?????????????????????
9:16 PM - somepartsareme: bbb where do you live?
9:16 PM - somepartsareme: hell??
9:16 PM - bbb: utah
9:16 PM - bbb: yes
9:16 PM - bbb: hahaha
9:16 PM - bbb: HA
9:16 PM - bbb: oh god
9:16 PM - somepartsareme: i've never heard of all this kind of stuff happening at a school before!!
9:17 PM - bbb: i don't mind it
9:17 PM - bbb: it gives me somethign to talk about
9:17 PM - bbb: and it's pretty daisies funny when you're not the unfortunate person
9:17 PM - bbb: or their parents
9:17 PM - somepartsareme: remind me of more of the strange stuff that happened at your school
9:17 PM - somepartsareme: i know there was the kind that was getting a handjob
9:17 PM - bbb: yeah
9:18 PM - bbb: that was like a month and a half ago
9:18 PM - bbb: girl is gone
9:18 PM - bbb: nobody knows where she is
9:18 PM - somepartsareme: ?!?!
9:18 PM - bbb: not even the principal
9:18 PM - bbb: kid she uh
9:18 PM - bbb: gave it to
9:18 PM - bbb: not really caring at all
9:18 PM - somepartsareme: remind me never to go to utah!!!

9:19 PM - bbb: that kid who got a girl pregnant
9:19 PM - bbb: both in 8th grade
9:20 PM - bbb: both 13
9:20 PM - bbb: girl had her baby a few weeks ago
9:20 PM - bbb: i think i told you that though
9:20 PM - somepartsareme: i don't remember hearing this!!!
9:20 PM - bbb: another kid almost died from an asthma attack because the school isn't allowed to administer medicine of any kind
9:20 PM - bbb: and he had forgotten his i guess
9:21 PM - bbb: ahahahah
9:21 PM - bbb: one time my science teacher's trash can got lit on fire
9:21 PM - bbb: she got so rustled
9:21 PM - bbb: one time a kid's LOCKER got lit on fire
9:22 PM - bbb: really tall and loud math teacher screamed all the way down the longest hall to get out of the building
9:22 PM - bbb: are you still listening or can i stop recalling events
9:22 PM - somepartsareme: still listening
9:22 PM - bbb: a kid hit that same math teacher in the face with his shoe once
9:22 PM - bbb: by kicking it across the room
9:22 PM - somepartsareme: wh
9:23 PM - bbb: now he's working with matt's brother in physics at some other school
9:23 PM - somepartsareme: are you sure this is a school and not a maximum security prison
9:23 PM - bbb: that kid is ???
9:23 PM - bbb: sometimes i don't even know
9:23 PM - somepartsareme: do you go to Arkham Junior High

BBB IS

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD

e: UPDATE

9:24 PM - bbb: actually i think that kid spit in some teacher's face once

[BeatBoxingBoo]

Keep in mind I'm only 14, there is still much more of things like this to come. I hope.

[Tales]

[00:27:17] George: ok well like we called the powers of satan to make a girl float
[00:27:24] George: obviously it wasn't really the powers of the dark lord
[00:27:37] George: just stuff like y'know where you do that chant thing and you make somebody float?
[00:27:44] George: it kinda worked but then the girl fell it was so funny

ahahaha

[The Bouncer]

[2:58:15 PM] Panties: hey guys
[2:58:18 PM] BoN: hello zang
[2:58:21 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: SHUT UP ZANG

[The Willow Witch]

[4:47:42 PM] Malum: no
[4:47:56 PM] The Willow Witch: thats what she said

[creakyAccordion]

15:33 IcyBowser: it's like how my warforged identifies as male so he has a rod of python attached to his crotch to make him feel more like it
15:34 Pyrophonic .
15:34 Pyrophonic ,
15:34 Pyrophonic ,,,
15:34 Pyrophonic ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
15:34 IcyBowser what
15:34 IcyBowser it's
15:34 Pyrophonic what
15:34 IcyBowser it's funny
15:34 Pyrophonic does
15:34 IcyBowser it makes for funny jokes
15:34 Pyrophonic a rod of python even do
15:34 Pyrophonic does it
15:34 Pyrophonic turn into a snake
15:34 IcyBowser yeah
15:34 Pyrophonic does your magic robot have a snakedick
15:34 IcyBowser yes

[Sol Reaper]

[4:47:42 PM] Malum: no
[4:47:56 PM] The Willow Witch: thats what she said

daisies.