IM Quote Thread.

[Shoolis]

[11:06:40 PM] Angie/natalie: 1. Girl opens box and can see nothing but sugar.
2. Hamster leaps out from sugar.
3. Girl is surprised! But hamsters are cute. Heart!
4. OP is so clever. Love! Heart.
[11:07:10 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Step 5: cut a hole in the box

[Shoolis]

[1:37:50 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: does anybody on AZ live in Las Vegas?
[2:58:11 PM] George: hi
[3:12:59 PM] George: well
[3:15:56 PM] The Aggro Crag: i know at least one person does
[3:15:58 PM] The Aggro Crag: badfish i think
[3:16:14 PM | Edited 3:16:18 PM] George: i imagine he doesn't live where like all the casinos and stuff are
[3:16:19 PM] George: or maybe he does
[3:16:23 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: ah
[3:16:26 PM] The Aggro Crag: all of las vegas is that
[3:16:35 PM] George: nooo, it can't be that big dark!
[3:16:41 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: cuz Chaossebba is looking for somewhere to sleep because he can't check in the hotel
[3:16:46 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: because he isn't 21 snrk
[3:16:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: you'd be suprised
[3:16:51 PM] George: like with new vegas (thats a state right as well as a city)
[3:16:57 PM] The Aggro Crag: no
[3:17:06 PM] The Aggro Crag: las vegas is just a city in the middle of the desert in nevada
[3:17:13 PM] George: i knew a person who said they lived in vegas and i immediately pictured the big city and shops and they were like "theres other places than that"
[3:17:15 PM] George: it's in a desert?
[3:17:23 PM] George: but doesn't it snow there sometimes? and it's not that hot
[3:17:29 PM] George: or dry
[3:17:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: no
[3:17:46 PM] Hot, b ambitious: it is hot and dry as hell
[3:17:53 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales its the mojave desert
[3:17:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: rain evaporates before it even hits the ground
[3:18:06 PM] George: i know the mojave desert from fallout
[3:18:19 PM] George: which my character is so cool in now, she 1 ohko's robots with her fists
[3:18:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: fallout probably isn't the best replacement to a map
[3:18:27 PM] George: when i see new york it doesn't look hot
[3:18:27 PM] The Aggro Crag: thats like
[3:18:28 PM] The Aggro Crag: real
[3:18:52 PM] The Aggro Crag: thats beause new york is several hundred miles north and a couple thousand ( alteast) east
[3:19:01 PM] The Aggro Crag: and not in the middle of the desert
[3:19:10 PM] The Aggro Crag: in fact it is bordered by the atlantic
[3:19:26 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales one day i must teach you geography and climate
[3:19:27 PM | Edited 3:19:31 PM] George: exactly
[3:19:39 PM] George: lol i never chose geoggers for gcse
[3:19:41 PM] George: i chose history
[3:19:42 PM] Hot, b ambitious: everywhere I have been in america was too hot
[3:19:49 PM] George: where did you go in america?
[3:19:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: okay tales image this
[3:19:52 PM] George: i'd kinda like to go to america
[3:19:56 PM] George: there's so many places i want to go
[3:20:01 PM] The Aggro Crag: middle east is a desert
[3:20:05 PM] The Aggro Crag: but england isn't
[3:20:07 PM] The Aggro Crag: same dealio
[3:20:08 PM] George: yeeees
[3:20:11 PM] George: ...how so
[3:20:21 PM] The Aggro Crag: nevada is far closer to the equator than new york
[3:20:40 PM] The Aggro Crag: and vegas (the mojave) is landlocked
[3:20:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: new york is suroounded by water almost
[3:20:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER
[3:20:57 PM] George: oh yeah statue of liberty and stuff
[3:20:59 PM] George: and um ellis island
[3:20:59 PM | Edited 3:21:05 PM] Hot, b ambitious: rand rocked
[3:21:12 PM | Edited 3:21:18 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales you are terrible at geopgraphy
[3:21:15 PM] Hot, b ambitious: [3:21 PM] George:

<<< oh yeah statue of liberty and stuff
and um ellis islanddey both boring
[3:21:22 PM] George: ahaha at first i thought you meant the land rocked
[3:21:32 PM] George: also dark you may as well give up, i can't comprehend australia existing
[3:21:34 PM] George: so like
[3:21:35 PM] George: yeah
[3:21:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: well thats okay
[3:21:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: because it doesn't
[3:21:51 PM] George: although i understood it more as i travelled through europe and i went on journey through the countries
[3:21:55 PM] George: with an open mind
[3:22:21 PM] George: don't try and trick me
[3:22:23 PM] The Aggro Crag: so, seeing your previous comment
[3:22:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: with gsce's
[3:22:29 PM] George: i know it exists and that they don't live upside down
[3:22:33 PM] The Aggro Crag: you can just...forgo any subject in school
[3:22:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: and never learn about it?
[3:22:39 PM] George: lol no don't be absurd!!!!
[3:22:50 PM] Hot, b ambitious: !!!!!
[3:22:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: then how do you not know basic stuff like how a desert works
[3:22:59 PM] George: because my school is quite a posh school and also religious out of the like 12 subjects we study we can drop about 2
[3:23:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: or where fucking new york is compared to southern nevada
[3:23:04 PM] Hot, b ambitious: everyone has 3 years of geography
[3:23:08 PM] George: so i chose extra science (fun) and history
[3:23:13 PM] George: gave up geography, art, music
[3:23:15 PM] The Aggro Crag: APPARENTLY ITS NOT ENOUGH, princess brothel
[3:23:17 PM] The Aggro Crag: AMIRIGHT
[3:23:20 PM] George: because i'm not artisitc of musical
[3:23:26 PM] George: i know about deserts
[3:23:26 PM] The Aggro Crag: and fuck maps right
[3:23:30 PM] George: just REAL deserts!
[3:23:32 PM] George: not new york
[3:23:39 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales you asked me if it snowed in nevada
[3:23:39 PM] The Aggro Crag: in nevada
[3:23:42 PM] George: and erosion and stuff
[3:23:45 PM] George: i never!
[3:23:47 PM] Hot, b ambitious: george please stop talking to people about our culture and various systems
[3:23:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: A STATE THAT IS bodaciously AN ENTIRE DESERT
[3:23:49 PM] George: it snows in new york!
[3:23:50 PM] George: i know it
[3:23:51 PM] Hot, b ambitious: you don't make it sound good
[3:23:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: NEVADA IS LIKE
[3:23:59 PM] George: i am from a proud and indigenous culture
[3:24:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: RIGHT NEXT TO DEATH VALLEY
[3:24:09 PM] The Aggro Crag: ONE OF THE HOTTEST AND DRYEST DESERTS IN THE WORLD
[3:24:09 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): this is like watching a train wreck
[3:24:12 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND ASKED
[3:24:13 PM] George: what do the original americans say i cannot remember
[3:24:14 PM] The Aggro Crag: IF IT SNOWED
[3:24:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: "fuck your tea"
[3:24:22 PM] George: it snows in new york do not lie to meee!
[3:24:26 PM] The Aggro Crag: yes
[3:24:27 PM] The Aggro Crag: in new york
[3:24:32 PM] George: otherwise why are there snowglobes of like the statue of liberty
[3:24:32 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: well to be fair it snowed in Santa Destroy once
[3:24:33 PM] The Aggro Crag: in an entirely DIFFERENT climate zone
[3:24:41 PM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: once
[3:24:41 PM] George: exactly my point proven
[3:24:47 PM] The Aggro Crag: what
[3:24:48 PM] Hot, b ambitious: [3:24 PM] George:

<<< otherwise why are there snowglobes of like the statue of libertyflawless reasoning
[3:24:51 PM] George: yes
[3:25:01 PM] The Aggro Crag: there are snowglobes of hawaii
[3:25:03 PM] George: i think 90 percent of people on az think i am borderline stupid
[3:25:10 PM] The Aggro Crag: well
[3:25:11 PM] George: one day i wanna do something syobon level of cleverness and shock them all
[3:25:13 PM] The Aggro Crag: i mean
[3:25:26 PM] George: maybe i'll post a pic of my gcse results lol but they wouldn't understand anyway
[3:25:32 PM] The Aggro Crag: okay tales
[3:25:34 PM] The Aggro Crag: this is my problem
[3:25:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: [3:17 PM] George:

<<< i knew a person who said they lived in vegas and i immediately pictured the big city and shops and they were like "theres other places than that"
it's in a desert?
but doesn't it snow there sometimes? and it's not that hot
[3:25:38 PM] The Aggro Crag: you said this
[3:25:47 PM] The Aggro Crag: you asked if it sometimes snows in vegas
[3:25:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: and if its really that hot
[3:26:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: vegas is a city bodaciously in the middle of a desert
[3:26:09 PM] The Aggro Crag: that needs to pump water from a lake so it doesn't die out entirely
[3:26:19 PM] The Aggro Crag: not snowing in the new yorks
[3:26:25 PM] Hot, b ambitious: good job choosin settlements amurka
[3:26:29 PM] George: yeah ok i know thar!
[3:26:35 PM] George: lets just do a different topic
[3:26:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: we couldn't make up our mind
[3:26:50 PM | Edited 3:26:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: so we just took the literal grab bag
[3:26:54 PM] George: ever been to the UK dark?
[3:26:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: no
[3:27:02 PM] George: peterwilson has changed
[3:27:08 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): westward expansion lead to settlements every fuckin where
[3:27:22 PM] George: are there any places in the UK you would like to go?
[3:27:40 PM] The Aggro Crag: london of course
[3:27:41 PM] The Aggro Crag: ireland
[3:27:46 PM] George: of course
[3:27:49 PM] George: london is cool
[3:27:50 PM] George: big though
[3:27:50 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): but not northern ireland
[3:27:52 PM] George: big everything
[3:28:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: oh
[3:28:02 PM] The Aggro Crag: you wanna go big
[3:28:02 PM] George: hey i might be going to n.ireland next year, seeing the giants causeway and all that
[3:28:07 PM] The Aggro Crag: i don't think you wanna go there
[3:28:12 PM] The Aggro Crag: you'd have to fight texas
[3:28:14 PM] George: well i know new york has like big skyscrapers
[3:28:16 PM] George: and big people too
[3:28:22 PM | Edited 3:28:26 PM] George: but london has big office blocks and stuff etc
[3:28:25 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): people in america are GIANTS
[3:28:35 PM] The Aggro Crag: i am bodaciously 8 feet tall
[3:28:40 PM] George: no you're not!
[3:28:44 PM] George: otherwise you'd
[3:28:52 PM] George: not be able to work a computer

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[Madican]

Okay EVERYONE there needs to learn what deserts actually are because you're all getting it wrong.

It can and has snowed/rained in the Mojave. I know because I live in it. Vegas is no exception to precipitation either, it's just rarer. It does not evaporate before it hits the ground when it's a proper cloud formation, if anything it lowers the temperature and makes things humid.

[Shoolis]

does the snow affect your spurs' ability to jingle and/or jangle?

[Shoolis]

also
[8:46:08 PM] Cori: cataplexy does not mean 'loose muscles'
[8:46:15 PM] Cori: you're thinking of catalypsy
[8:46:25 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): what a catastrophe
[8:46:28 PM] Cori: no

[The Willow Witch]

Nefarious Bear 2.0 [IDLE]: I find it hilarious at the aspect I may have bigger tiddies than you

[Tatzel]

[00:33:04] Tatzel Bogard: hello I am magical girl Tatzel
[00:33:11] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I'm a penis

[The Willow Witch]

Nefarious Bear: I WILL PULL THEM OUT INTO THE LIGHT
Nefarious Bear: FOR JUDGEMENT
Nefarious Bear: NO MORE SHY NIPPLES

[DarkSurfer]

Okay EVERYONE there needs to learn what deserts actually are because you're all getting it wrong.

It can and has snowed/rained in the Mojave. I know because I live in it. Vegas is no exception to precipitation either, it's just rarer. It does not evaporate before it hits the ground when it's a proper cloud formation, if anything it lowers the temperature and makes things humid.

i hope then you might understand half the shit i say to tales is just to mess with him
but thank you for just jumping in and correcting everyone on their obvious jokes

[Shoolis]

Las Vegas is just a myth, anyway.

[DarkSurfer]

its just a cow farm with a broken slot machine in the bathroom

[Nefarious Bear]

11:15 PM - The Willow Witch: YOU TAKE THAT DILDO UP THE booty

[Terraem]

I'd have way more things to quote if Willow and I didn't mostly actually speak to each other on skype.

[The Willow Witch]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[Zorinth]

[9:42:53 PM] Zach: oh shit I haven't checked weeaboo stories in a while
[9:43:19 PM] Yeili: cosplaying.
[9:43:34 PM] Cafall: it's all the rage these days
[9:43:39 PM] Yeili: cosplaying...
[9:43:49 PM] Cafall: don't you wish to be kanny
[9:43:55 PM] Yeili: cosplaying
[9:44:11 PM] Angie ( ≖‿≖): weeaboo stories was banned
[9:44:14 PM] Zorinth: cosplaying?
[9:44:14 PM] Cafall: it might take a while to get the whole evil mastermind thing down
[9:44:18 PM] Angie ( ≖‿≖): but there is weebstories, close enouigh
[9:44:31 PM] Zorinth: you ruined it angie
[9:44:37 PM] Angie ( ≖‿≖): sorry